This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

Ok since it's a serious topic, let's be serious

Theory of the sheep :

A flock of sheep can not move faster than the speed of the slowest one.
When the herd is hunted, that is the slowest and weakest ones which are attacked first.
This natural selection is good for the herd in general, because the speed of the herd increases as the slowest and weakest are eliminated.

=================== SO ... =======================

Similarly, the human brain can only operate as fast as its slowest cells.
As we know today, the consumption of alcohol kills brain cells.
Of course it's the slowest and weakest cells which are destroyed first.
We can therefore conclude that the consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker cells, making the brain more efficient.

===> Which is why you always feel a little smarter after 4 or 5 drinks.

So the conclusion is, I am suppose to get drunk and try not to gain knowledge.

Alrightie then.

hmmmm, you got a point.

Okay, I think I have understood these two hypotheses. It also creates a rationale for my situation.

I have had 4 or 5 drinks; okay.......maybe a couple more than that, but that explains why I know so much now, doesn't it Shohug.

Now Ishaflower, your formula explains exactly why I have no money. As I become more knowledgable the amount of money I have decreases. The part where I become confused though is understanding why I will not have more money in the morning when I realise that I am nowhere near as knowledgable as I am right now!

I'm so confused I think I'll have another glass of red

Yeah your right,, But you can't have 0 knowledge unless your dead.. When your dead that is when you can earn infinite money (you don't need it anyway).. hehehe