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#21 by Piddles » Thu Jul 05, 2012 22:56

Here you go Mutchy Wutchy, here is your ice cold milk, and doesn't your eyes have that fur around them to protect you
The fur around a raccoon’s eyes is black both for eye protection, the black is believed to keep out glare, and for camouflage, as it makes it difficult to see a raccoon at night, protecting it from predators.. Yes your right said Mutchy Wutchy, I did not want to tell you all that as I did want you know I am a smart raccoon.. But I see you are very smart Macho Man, and Macho Man said.......

#22 by valerie » Fri Jul 06, 2012 05:43

...if you're finished with the milk, give me my glass back and....

#23 by Piddles » Fri Jul 06, 2012 14:01

I am finished thank you so much that milk hit the spot. I wanted to tell you that I am not just a regular raccoon, I am different than all the rest like me and.....

#24 by tiagopedroso » Fri Jul 06, 2012 14:06

.... i am going to show you what i can do with ....

#25 by valerie » Fri Jul 06, 2012 18:24

...my fat tail. My fat tail gives me balance, keeps me warm in the winter, and helps me swing dance like no one is watching. (Mutchy Wutchy, the dancing raccoon began to swing dance wildly). Macho Man watched with eyes wide open and thought to himself, this is the craziest...

#26 by Piddles » Fri Jul 06, 2012 19:06

...thing I have ever seen. Mutchy Wutchy asked Macho, Do you want to take a pic of me? Macho said...

#27 by shpritz » Fri Jul 06, 2012 22:09

Wait here! I'm going to take my camera, but when he entered the house notice that...

#28 by valerie » Fri Jul 06, 2012 22:54

...his wife had sold the camera for milk money because...

#29 by miretkhaled » Fri Jul 06, 2012 23:04

life is very bad and when you see your children need something and you dont have you will do more than that

#30 by oberder » Fri Jul 06, 2012 23:07

...but that's not going to stop Macho man to keep his word to Mutchy Wutchy, so as quick as his legs could carry him, off he went to town. But in his haste, he left the door open...

#31 by miretkhaled » Fri Jul 06, 2012 23:12

he will get cold he must close the door

#32 by cat26 » Sat Jul 07, 2012 19:13

said Mutchy Wutchy. So Mutchy went to close the door to Macho's house but as soon as Mutchy looked inside...

#33 by Piddles » Sat Jul 07, 2012 23:11

..He seen the cats and dogs and motioned to them to come on in to stay warm.. While we was inside we laughed and played and I snuck outside to do a little dance and I did not know I was being filmed...

#34 by oberder » Sat Jul 07, 2012 23:31

Meanwhile, Machoman had made his way to the nearest town store. Inside, so many goods filled his senses -- from food and clothing and furniture; everything was new to him! And lo, such good timing to be there too -- the store was holding a sale -- almost 75% off on all items! Quickly...

#35 by iegna » Sun Jul 08, 2012 00:04

The raccoon's answer surprised Macho Man again and he exclaimed, Ohh, you're a thief!

rob the rich and give to the poor.... rings a bell to me. Are you a.k.a. Robin Hood?

#36 by valerie » Sun Jul 08, 2012 08:53

...MachoMan grabbed jugs and jugs of milk from the store cooler and put into the cart but about the time he was going to pay for the items, a grizzly bear came into the store. The bear growled and knocked things off the shelf. Well, since MachoMan knew wrestling, he wrestled the bear to the floor and....

#37 by cat26 » Sun Jul 08, 2012 20:22

easily defeated the bear. Then Macho Man casually walked back to the counter like he didn't just wrestle a bear with his bare hands. At the counter, he told the man working at the register that he would take plastic and reached in his pockets to get his wallet. However, he forgot to take his wallet with him in his rush to the store. So Macho Man looked at the man working the register and said...

#38 by oberder » Mon Jul 09, 2012 08:01

"...clean up at aisle four..." Macho man pointed to the bear, which was still unconscious -- the store cleark couldn't say a word, as Macho man took the opportunity to slip quietly out the door, leaving a quickly scribbled note on the counter that read "IOU"

Back at the house, Mutchy-Wutchy was having quite a time in the kitchen...

#39 by valerie » Mon Jul 09, 2012 23:49

...eating every bit of food he could find in the kitchen. What a mess he made! To make matters worse, he invited all the dogs and all the cats to join him. Macho Man let out a scream and said....

#40 by oberder » Tue Jul 10, 2012 07:09

..."What have you guys done?!"

Standing at the very door, dropping his groceries, Machoman could only bear a mouth wide open in disbelief: plates scattered all over, half of his cups were either broken or dirtied, almost all his cupboards stocked with nearly months of food were gone; boxes of cereal and other sweets ripped open, flour and sugar all over, the fridge was half-emptied as all the treats were either on the floor or all over their faces. Trash bins ransacked, it's contents mixed with the mess.

Mutchy-Wutchy smiled quite mischievously, his bushy tail waving as he enjoyed creating such a huge 'party' with his 'gracious feline and canine hosts'...

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