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#1 by valerie » Tue Aug 14, 2012 14:30

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.


BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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#2 by Aramana » Tue Aug 14, 2012 18:15

:lol: This is great.
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#3 by jzt451 » Tue Aug 14, 2012 18:24

It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true lol.
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#4 by pupadhye66 » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:11

You have illustrated the difference between two types of people with simple way.- :clap:
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#5 by jeff120 » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:20

I know the Romanian version of this joke (: . It is a bit different, but this one is pretty funny, unfortunately it fits too well the situation here, in Romania. (You know, the political situation...)
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#6 by valerie » Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:08

I have such a hard time understanding people that have money wanting more of it. :lol:

Do you know what I am saying?

How much money does a person need? And do they not realize that life is VERY SHORT? You
can't take anything with you when you're dead!

Take a politician that is already making decent money, has a nice home paid for, kids in college,
nice car, investments, savings.....yet that very same politician will tell people everything they
want to hear, just to move higher up the totem pole. That's why I think 99% of politicians are
in reality, dumber than a rock!
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#7 by NeoAvi » Fri Aug 17, 2012 23:32

LOL just couldn't stop laughing.

But,sadly that's the true situation of the Politicians in most of the countries.
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#8 by Darkstar2 » Sat Aug 18, 2012 17:54

valerie wrote: One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

So far so good......... :D

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Then a Congressman came in

lmao ! Didn't even need to continue, I saw right away where it was headed.

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And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

I think you made a fatal spelling error, you forgot an "i" somewhere, :D

Nice one.

So true too.
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