“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven‟t been shopping, all the
dishes are dirty, and I don‟t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that,” he said. “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool‟s thinking about getting married”

:lol:He wants to marry his friends wife ????????

Men!!!!
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!

Sis, we have a jokes thread in our Hindi Forum - you will love the thread -- The Ultimate Jokes Thread (Veg. Only) | ClixSense Forum

*Some are in Hindi language, you can skip them

wow, thanks Big Bro..
Permission to borrow some jokes,
I would love to share some for my group friends this Saturday,
for a change just to lighten things up a bit.
Sometimes food is not enough to cheer up some tired friends
Comforting jokes would do the trick.

nice one...

Permission Granted.
They are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

zarrahmaya wrote: Men!!!!
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!

daxserver wrote: Permission Granted.
They are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

As the saying goes..... the best things in life are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It's like he feels sorry for the person. When you get married you get into a whole new experience altogether. Many people don't understand what this entails. They just do it. It's like they don't know what they're doing. You should, its the next big step in your life. Make it worthwhile. The joke is funny in an off-hand way. It startles you, wakes you up. Marriage is an important stage, jokes like these help one understand it more.

Everyone would like to have their marriage to last many years.
Every marriage needs help every now and then,
both during the good times and when things become difficult.

Marriages have characteristics and qualities that enable the couples
to weather through both the good times and the bad times
as they journey together on the highway of life.

It helps to have a flexible attitude towards marriage,
a willingness to create a balance in the time spend together and apart,
and an openness to change.