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Bob & The Blonde

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#1 by valerie » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:39

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.


The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"


Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."


The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."


Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."


Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."


Bob took the money...
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#2 by Tuberlance84 » Mon Jul 22, 2013 12:04

LOOOOL :P
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#3 by nash_hanie » Tue Jul 23, 2013 00:29

Lolz.. In denial? :?
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#4 by Piddles » Tue Jul 23, 2013 01:48

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#5 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:59

hahahaha great.

here is another joke.

one line advertisement by a married man on the net.

For Sale

Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.
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#6 by mynameiskhan » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:05

Wife to husband : why you takes my photo in your pocket, do you love me more.

husband : no honey, whenever i gets some problem, it solves.

Wife : it means i am so lucky for you.

husband : may be, but when i gets any problem, i see your photo and say to myself, if you can handle the girl on the photo, what another great problem may exist on earth.
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