Yes here are few:
"We use only real chicken in our products"
means
"We keep the white meat to ourselves and give you the feathers, bones and cartilage!"
"Your call is very important to us"
means
"Your wallet is very important to us"
"You have done an amazing job!"
means
"I will likely fire you in a couple of months before you steal my job !"
"I'm sorry can you please repeat ?"
means
"I really don't care for what you have to say anyway"
"I'm not at liberty to say...."
means
"I'm just covering my arse......"
"Employee meeting at 4PM - everyone in the conference room"
means
"There's gonna be some firings - muuuuuuuuahahahahaah HA HA HA HAaaaaaaaa."
"We've had a very productive year"
means
"Next year I expect triple the results"
"We'll give you a call when we reach our decision"
means
"You stand no chance, but nice try buddy !"
"We will do everything we can to resolve this"
means
"We will do everything to get you off our damn backs"
"Our employees are extremely valuable to us"
means
"It's hard enough to find people willing to work in this sink hole!"
"We will take good care of your money"
means
"We have spent and lost most of it already"
"We strive for excellence"
means
"We are damn good liars!"
"We use only 100% real beef"
means
".....including the bones, skin, organs, blood, eyeballs and guts"
Bon Appetit !