Guess who wandered off too long this time =D

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

- Groucho Marx
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Welcome back Obi-Wan!

Quote:I start at the ankles and work up. I am like a spider binding him in my gossamer web. I do it tight with several layers. Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled.

-- Ulrich Haarbürste

If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.

- Donald H. Rumsfeld

oberder wrote: "It is better to learn late than never."

- Publilius Syrus

Welcome back oberder!
Missed you a lot.

SentinelOnyx wrote: A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

- Groucho Marx

LOL...
In Indian culture we consider it a bad omen if a cat crosses your path.

Nice one.....

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.

- Eduardo Galeano

"If you're not having problems, you are missing an opportunity for growth."

-- Anonymous

Quote:You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies.

-- The Doctor

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

- Baltasar Gracian

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

- Jimmy Dean

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

--Milton Berle

All the things that I find beautiful have a darkness about them.

- Paloma Faith

The very best thing you can do for the whole world is to make the most of yourself.

- Wallace Wattles

Without ambition one starts nothing.
Without work one finishes nothing.
The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote:If only I could show you the places I've seen, you might understand the things I say. I've been to the desolate lands, wandered by those souls who still see the lands of the living, but wear the cloak of the dead. Blind to their own ends, they cry, passing through one another like shadows in the dying light of day. I've traveled to where souls rot in torment, pierced with the jagged shards of life and vision, clinging to memory, regrets of the flesh. I saw that this prison was of their own making and the key was in unknowing, in release... and still, I traveled on. And finally, I came to the place where souls go to die, where the mirrored and worn spirits fall into an endless sea of gray, mirrored glass... and I lowered myself within, and laid there among them and I almost did not return.

And do you know what I found there? There, among the silent and battered shells of the innumerable? Peace, enlightenment, truth. Only then did I realize that this place, this life, is an abomination... a horrible distortion of the natural order. This... LIFE... who mothered pain, and fear, and envy... these twisted children who exist only because we are here to feed them, to nourish them. This... LIFE... this afterthought... a disturbance, a mere ripple in that great, dead sea... not even the cause, but merely an effect sending these souls upward, screaming for release from the day they are torn from their waters. The effect of what? I do not know, nor do I care.

Have you ever spoken with the dead? Called to them from this side? Pull them from their silent rest? Do you know what it is that they feel? Pain. Pain when torn into this wakefulness, this reminder of the chaos from which they had escaped. Pain... at having to live. There will be no more pain. There will be... no more chaos.

-- Kerghan

Quote: I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White



(edit: couldn't help it, was sad, even more so when I saw BR's quote)

So let's have a fox and some sheep then. And Simply Red.

Quote:If you permed a fox I think it’d look a bit like Mick Hucknall. I actually think it’d be kinder to perm them than hunt them. And they’d be too embarrassed to go out and bother the sheep.

-- Sean Lock