Hello guys! For that live show, yeah saw that but I was a bit late lol. Most scenes were edited haha.

By the way
For those who celebrated Christmas, how was it? Merry Christmas!

For those who doesn't, love you all my fambam

hey MdR, funny poem right there. Who's that granny lol

coated_pill wrote:
hey MdR, funny poem right there. Who's that granny lol

you don't know lol our cookin sis

MdRafique182014 wrote:

coated_pill wrote:
hey MdR, funny poem right there. Who's that granny lol

you don't know lol our cookin sis

Bro thx for the awesome poem ( for Mr. know it all! ) & here is my rating >> She is by far the best of the best ( la crème de la crème ) clixsense member really!! proof --> her wisdom she deserves to be Mod

Foreverrr wrote:
So much hate, you should make a new one and end with "Allahu Akbar" and kill some innocent people...

This comment shows your knowledge , and cheap mentality , and you are kind of people who crate conflict among religion, I will report it to admin, I wish I will punch you right on your face.

another joke perhaps

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

maybe one more



In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.

pindokhan123 wrote: After that, everything else was made in China.

coated_pill wrote: Hello guys! For that live show, yeah saw that but I was a bit late lol. Most scenes were edited haha.

By the way
For those who celebrated Christmas, how was it? Merry Christmas!

For those who doesn't, love you all my fambam

hey MdR, funny poem right there. Who's that granny lol

The CIA love you sis I'm granny

We had a nice Christmas, thanks for asking - how was yours? It's always more fun with a little one, hope your daughter had a fantastic day!

mcv87 wrote:

pindokhan123 wrote:After that, everything else was made in China.

Good one

pindokhan123 wrote: another joke perhaps

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

maybe one more



In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.

and of course we humans and all living beings

another good one

nice one

todays dose


Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!


What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter, it's not going to come

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.

Q: Why did all the hippies go to church on the first day of Lent? A: They heard it was "Hash Wednesday."

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, "Dude, I'm Jesus Christ!" And the priest says, "No son, you're not." So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, "Man, I'm Jesus Christ!" Then the priest says, "No son, you're not." Finally, the drunk had enough and said, "Here, I'll prove it." He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, "Jesus Christ, you're back AGAIN?"

Bro!! That poem was fantastic - at first I was smiling - then laughing

The Earth is 4,500,000,030 years old. I know this, because in school they told us it was 4,500,000,000 years old, and that was thirty years ago.

BouldRake wrote: The Earth is 4,500,000,030 years old. I know this, because in school they told us it was 4,500,000,000 years old, and that was thirty years ago.

bro MBSM hamsou is now 20+ lol

thot i'll ad a limericks here today,not mine but found on the net which was rather funny but then thats me and my sense of humour




There once was a runner named Dwight
Who could speed even faster than light
He set out one day
in a relative way
And returned on the previous night


“What’s wrong, Bubba?” asked the pastor.

“I need you to pray for my hearing,” said Bubba.

The pastor put his hands on 
Bubba’s ears and prayed. When he was done, he asked, “So how’s your hearing?”

“I don’t know,” said Bubba. “It isn’t until next Tuesday.”



There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.


A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"

MdRafique182014 wrote: bro MBSM hamsou is now 20+ lol

no he is 21+