Incidentally, I'm writing a game at the moment, which features a Muslim Ninja in the Hijab as the protagonist. I wish the people who'd seen the preview were more like Bill...

i read it first "good bye bill"

Hey, I've seen that guy Bill many of times running all over town.

Bill is always offended when people don't take care of Bill.

Bill is always on the move stuffing mailboxes.

When Al Gore invented the internet ( Al Gore Lie ), Bill started using the internet for faster delivery and collections of Bills.

Bill got pretty smart figuring out he could use the internet reaping in the cash.

To be like Bill, here is my Bill to You. $1.00 and I expect each one of you to make good on your Bill.

ProAdCo wrote: Hey, I've seen that guy Bill many of times running all over town.

Bill is always offended when people don't take care of Bill.

Bill is always on the move stuffing mailboxes.

When Al Gore invented the internet ( Al Gore Lie ), Bill started using the internet for faster delivery and collections of Bills.

Bill got pretty smart figuring out he could use the internet reaping in the cash.

To be like Bill, here is my Bill to You. $1.00 and I expect each one of you to make good on your Bill.

Nice one and succinctly put.
Helps to relieve the pressure after all the hassles.

All I can think of is:

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