#23 by valerie » Mon Apr 11, 2016 15:02
Yeah,
Eat the spicy nongshim noodles when you want to lose weight.
Things happen when you eat spicy nongshim noodles:
-Your eyes water
-You wish you hadn't told everyone you are on a diet.
-You want to beat up people that told you nongshim spicy noodles are not hot
-You wish you hadn't thrown out all the junk food
-You calculate distance from your house to the nearest fast food joint
-You manage to make it 30 days existing on nongshim spicy noodles and although severely malnourished, when you look in the mirror, you are skinny, short, slanted eyes, and can speak Cantonese.