After clicking through the various ads and reading their glowing promises of riches and early retirement, I've decided to challenge you to write the most creative ad with the most outrageous promises. Winner will be the person getting the most "likes". The prize will be lots of kudos, adoration and local fame. So here's my ad:

Yes, you can become a millionaire in six months. I was like you one time, a skeptic who thought I would never have a better life. I thought I was doomed to a life of hardship, wearing rags and digging through garbage cans for edible scraps from Pizza Hut. But due to my special system which I developed in collaboration with Tibetan monks living in solitude on a remote mountain top, I have found a secret way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just click on the link to learn more and for the modest sum of $50 which will be donated to the faraway monks (I promise), you too will be driving a Lamborghini and living in a mansion within six months.

You are a LOSER if you don't join

Are'nt you tired to be poor ???


I make cash, Others people are jealous

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Most people here never be rich. Why? They not risk takers. Yes you can get rich investing. When? When you too old to enjoy it. The risk takers do not go to college they start a business after high school. One my friends own a restaurant. instead of blowing 100 grand on college he started a business.

Rich people take the path less traveled. Instead starting a blog on ptcs. Start a blog on how to make couple thousand a month in residual income. Hint you never do that in ptc land as second stop promoting second income fall like a rock wall. You can still promote this site at that blog as way they can get money to start there businesses.

You can waste 5 hours clicking for few dollars or can waste that time doing something that will be paying you for next decade. Why I click here? To get ideas. Once month see something were can find new places to advertise at.

That's funny. Ok, here is mine...

At one time I was so broke I moved from Alaska to Florida so I could sleep on the
warm sandy beaches. I had no roof over my head. The sea turtles would lay eggs
between my toes. To keep from starving I would eat sand crabs. One day whilst
stealing a bikini hanging on someones line, I stood in awe as I viewed the mansion
before me. At that very moment, a man came from the mansion, took me by the
hand and said 'YOU TOO CAN BE FILTHY RICH' and I replied in my meager dry voice
'how?'. It was at that moment my life changed. I now own seven
condos in Miami, three mansions in Mexico, and two pairs of Ellen Degeneres shoes.
Just fill in the information below.....right there......down there.....right there.....down
there......right there.....in that blank there......where it says name....down there.....
and enter your email address.......down there, right there.....and then enter your
paypal address......down there......and for a LIMITED TIME.....right now....got to be
now......for the first 20,193 only....HURRY and send $9.49 for the FREE information
($9.49 is for processing only) and you'll receive the FREE information immediately
upon my logging into my paypal account and grabbing the money as fast as I can.
HURRY! Fill in the form below......right now........down there......on this page...
three lines down.....right there.

I was reading a book were said can make $10,000 a month in 70 days one ideas is ... clickbank ... out all things bought that been promoted I asked for refund on all hundreds tried. Only ones worth it was stuff bought direct from person on his other site and it monthly subscription. Any one promoting there garbage not going get rich.

Than add fact they love canning people once start doing well.

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Internet marketing guru promise. You can fired your boss. You can turn on your laptop while you are working in the beach. Spend more quality time with your family.

You can get paid while you are on sleep.

You are driving a nice Ferrari and a huge mansion.

May I have a drum roll please?

The winner of the most outrageous ad contest is Valerie. The detail provided on stealing a string bikini off a clothes line and turtle eggs between the toes was great.

Other posts were creative ads and a few provided nice information but they were not ads.

Valerie, you have won kudos, adoration and local fame! Congratulations!

Oh thank you thank you thank you.....

I couldn't have done it without my remarkable online family of friends,
my loving dog Bo, my extreme intelligence, and my free samples of
laxative based energy tablets!

wow valerie that was so funny and really entertaining,had you converted it into a poem then you wud've definetly won the crowdflower poetry contest,non the less twas brilliant