I am 62 years old [ or I WAS ] . From this moment I declare myself as Neptunian and instantly I am still baby under half year old

As the furthest orbiting planet in the Solar System, Neptune has the longest year, taking 164.8 Earth years to complete a single orbit of the Sun. Prior to its reclassification as a dwarf planet in 2006, Pluto was the planet with the longest year, equal to about 248 Earth years

And if you would declare yourself as Mercuryian, you would be 257 years old. One year is only 88 days.

Maybe some seas, beaches and cocktails would be nice to place there. Except it wouldnt last long because they would evaporate during the day (427 °C) and at night water would froze so you could ice skate (minus 173 °C).

Other then this few details it would be paradise on Earth...ups Mercury.

SentinelOnyx wrote: And if you would declare yourself as Mercuryian, you would be 257 years old. One year is only 88 days.

Maybe some seas, beaches and cocktails would be nice to place there. Except it wouldnt last long because they would evaporate during the day (427 °C) and at night water would froze so you could ice skate (minus 173 °C).

Other then this few details it would be paradise on Earth...ups Mercury.

Poor Mercuryian , short year , short day , not sure they can earn much working in PTC world

That is one of the bad things, but there are benefits too. Imagine the holidays on Mercury, every third day its something. You dont have to remove your Christmas tree, just water it since its New Year every 88 days.

I wanna be a Neptunian too, please! I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna be a Neptunian.

You should make a song.....

I wanna be a Neptunian
Neptunian
Neptunian
I wanna be a Neptunian
You tooian can be a Neptunian
If you sixtyian be young againian
Neptunian
Neptunian
Neptunian
Woooooooo Ohhhhhhh Woooooo Neptunian......eeeeeeeeeeee.......iiiiiiii....ahahahahahahaaaaaahhh.....ANNNNNNNNN

Quote:You dont have to remove your Christmas tree

That's enough for me

tasman1 wrote: I am 62 years old [ or I WAS ] . From this moment I declare myself as Neptunian and instantly I am still baby under half year old

As the furthest orbiting planet in the Solar System, Neptune has the longest year, taking 164.8 Earth years to complete a single orbit of the Sun. Prior to its reclassification as a dwarf planet in 2006, Pluto was the planet with the longest year, equal to about 248 Earth years

What I want to know, what I REALLY REALLY want to know.....

What do they smoke on Neptune?

Susy_A wrote:

tasman1 wrote: I am 62 years old [ or I WAS ] . From this moment I declare myself as Neptunian and instantly I am still baby under half year old

As the furthest orbiting planet in the Solar System, Neptune has the longest year, taking 164.8 Earth years to complete a single orbit of the Sun. Prior to its reclassification as a dwarf planet in 2006, Pluto was the planet with the longest year, equal to about 248 Earth years

What I want to know, what I REALLY REALLY want to know.....

What do they smoke on Neptune?

Longevity plant , like Neptunian spinach , sun dried,

My wife not hapy , as We are now Neptunian she must wait 164 eartlings years for her next birthday gift [ I see money in my pocket ]

I knew there was a catch.

Age is just a number
so to me I don't care, what matters the most is

1) Health
2) Sanity

Once we finish destroying this planet, maybe one day life as we know it will move to other plans (to destroy yet again) and so the cycle will continue.

Yes it's just a number. I would like a lower number.