There's an ad I get to click on every day from Momtastic that says:

I'm FINALLY Up All Night with My Husband Again

My first thought is, maybe you & your husband should cut back on spicy meals late in the day. Indigestion & gas can keep you up all night long if you don't have any antacid in the medicine cabinet.

gas is ok in winter , it is warm , a bit stinky but

Reminds me about a blue pill Sounds like a commercial line.

seaeagle wrote: There's an ad I get to click on every day from Momtastic that says:

I'm FINALLY Up All Night with My Husband Again

My first thought is, maybe you & your husband should cut back on spicy meals late in the day. Indigestion & gas can keep you up all night long if you don't have any antacid in the medicine cabinet.

Maybe their twins or triplets have just been born?

imab99 wrote:

seaeagle wrote: There's an ad I get to click on every day from Momtastic that says:

I'm FINALLY Up All Night with My Husband Again

My first thought is, maybe you & your husband should cut back on spicy meals late in the day. Indigestion & gas can keep you up all night long if you don't have any antacid in the medicine cabinet.

Maybe their twins or triplets have just been born?

Maybe but ...gas ...killed it

The ones that get me are the dating spam, rather than paid ads.

I made the very stupid mistake of making my webfinger match my email, which means I get a lot of spam. I keep opening the ones that tell me how to be more successful with women, but they never say "be better looking, and have more money".