I love how often this happens

Q: Did you buy (what ever) in the last 6 months
A: No

Q: In which of those months did you buy (what ever)


Really? Do they really not understand that people don't buy Everything all the time.

I like the ones that say "You mentioned you have a child between the ages of 12-17 in your household. Are they ready to take a survey with your help, with questions suitable for their age?"

No, it's three o'clock in the bloody morning. Every. Single. Time.