Wallaby pee makes great facial moisturizer they say. They say it is like liquid gold.
It is said, if you live around wallabies to carry a bucket and milk the wallaby of it's
pee.
Then you can bottle it and sell to 'Beverly Hills Tasmanian Anti-Wrinkle Wally Golden Facial Moisturizer'.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Tas
A down under Aussie, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was collecting Wallaby wee,
And up through the ground come a bubblin pee.
Pee that is, black gold, Aussie pee.
Well the first thing you know ol Tas's a millionaire,
The kinfolk said "Tas move away from there"
Said "Mate, Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the plane and they moved to Beverly
(I am beginning to think this forum is driving me crazy)