Dear Santa,

I have been a good Cat for about 3 years, i really do believe in you, you are a very nice man.
How was your Year ? Did you stick the gifts last time in the basement because there was no room in the sleigh ?
Sorry about the cookies, our household didn't have any and the Gingerbread made me vomit.
How are your Raindeer ? If you cannot buy what i want then take it easy on yourself, just give me tens and ones of money and a big Bag of Catnip extra large. And please leave before 6AM since my alarm goes of at 6.

PS: My Cat basket is on the left

Dear Santa.... Please send all cash to me and You will get 30% cash back from me
As a good boy I deserve it

P.S....did you get my wife back [ did sent it last week

Forever yours tasman1

NAUGHTY husband

wildcards wrote:

valerie wrote: Dear Santa

Don't listen to any of them but Marcel.
You know how stubborn those Netherlanders can be...just give him a few beers and
he will forget this topic even exists.

tasman1 wrote:

Marcel-R6 wrote: Dear Santa,since I'm the most relaxed guy on this forum,all I ask for is a $1.00 donation from all members

Dear Santa , do not send money to Marcel but to me as I ask 1.00 only from every 6th member [ over a million for me as we have over 6 million member ] and you wil save a lot

BouldRake wrote: Dear Santa,

Odin wants his job back, you pot bellied bright red robed imposter. Come to my house so I can kill you.

All my love,
Me.

Dear Santa, I know you will no longer listen to Marcel and will just give him a few beers as valerie suggested. Just make him drunk and he'll swear it was actually tasman who made the request. But you can forget about tasman too, all he needs is a lot of calamary and he'll swear he can protect you from Bouldrake.

Dear Santa,Do not send any beer or money to those drunken Dutch people,Instead you should send them to Denmark as wer'e well known for being a sober nation all year around (Including Christmas) AND SUNDAY (Mostly).

funny!

Nikorj wrote:

wildcards wrote:

valerie wrote: Dear Santa

Don't listen to any of them but Marcel.
You know how stubborn those Netherlanders can be...just give him a few beers and
he will forget this topic even exists.

tasman1 wrote:

Marcel-R6 wrote: Dear Santa,since I'm the most relaxed guy on this forum,all I ask for is a $1.00 donation from all members

Dear Santa , do not send money to Marcel but to me as I ask 1.00 only from every 6th member [ over a million for me as we have over 6 million member ] and you wil save a lot

BouldRake wrote: Dear Santa,

Odin wants his job back, you pot bellied bright red robed imposter. Come to my house so I can kill you.

All my love,
Me.

Dear Santa, I know you will no longer listen to Marcel and will just give him a few beers as valerie suggested. Just make him drunk and he'll swear it was actually tasman who made the request. But you can forget about tasman too, all he needs is a lot of calamary and he'll swear he can protect you from Bouldrake.

Dear Santa,Do not send any beer or money to those drunken Dutch people,Instead you should send them to Denmark as wer'e well known for being a sober nation all year around (Including Christmas) AND SUNDAY (Mostly).

Danish peeps and being sober

Marcel-R6 wrote:

Nikorj wrote:

wildcards wrote:

valerie wrote: Dear Santa

Don't listen to any of them but Marcel.
You know how stubborn those Netherlanders can be...just give him a few beers and
he will forget this topic even exists.

tasman1 wrote:

Marcel-R6 wrote: Dear Santa,since I'm the most relaxed guy on this forum,all I ask for is a $1.00 donation from all members

Dear Santa , do not send money to Marcel but to me as I ask 1.00 only from every 6th member [ over a million for me as we have over 6 million member ] and you wil save a lot

BouldRake wrote: Dear Santa,

Odin wants his job back, you pot bellied bright red robed imposter. Come to my house so I can kill you.

All my love,
Me.

Dear Santa, I know you will no longer listen to Marcel and will just give him a few beers as valerie suggested. Just make him drunk and he'll swear it was actually tasman who made the request. But you can forget about tasman too, all he needs is a lot of calamary and he'll swear he can protect you from Bouldrake.

Dear Santa,Do not send any beer or money to those drunken Dutch people,Instead you should send them to Denmark as wer'e well known for being a sober nation all year around (Including Christmas) AND SUNDAY (Mostly).

Danish peeps and being sober

But wer'e pure saints Marcel

Wer'e far behind according to this Visualizing World Alcohol Consumption: How Much Does Each Country Drink? | The Daily Viz

In 2015 nearly 2,5% of the danish population went to church every Sunday (The rest wer'e most likely drunk) I'll guess

It's in the blood. All that mead in the 8th to 11th Century, nobody of Danish ancenstry needs to drink, we're still intoxicated from our forefather's efforts.

I like this very much; happiest Christmas to all of us in Clixsense.

Congrats my dear Clixsense colleague. My daughter just returns after giving birth to a handsome baby boy. I'll be having a basketball team of grandsons very soon.

greengarden wrote: Congrats my dear Clixsense colleague. My daughter just returns after giving birth to a handsome baby boy. I'll be having a basketball team of grandsons very soon.

AAhhh so nice to hear,Congratulations and best wishes from me

Okay a new attempt since no one is wiling to offer me some beer...

Dear Santa,how about a nice tall blond woman with sparkling blue eyes,please include a nice red ribbon.

Marcel-R6 wrote: Okay a new attempt since no one is wiling to offer me some beer...

Dear Santa,how about a nice tall blond woman with sparkling blue eyes,please include a nice red ribbon.

Like the one in my closet???

You can lease her,Just bring me some shipping details and i'm sure we can work something out

Hahaha that cracked me up.

But it is a fact very true,I've seen some amazing Scandinavian girls redheads and blondes ..yummie

Marcel-R6 wrote: Hahaha that cracked me up.

But it is a fact very true,I've seen some amazing Scandinavian girls redheads and blondes ..yummie

Oh my goodness......tasman oughta be rolling in here anytime now, after the "redhead & blondes = yummie" thing

Who is Tas? All for me ,Tas will get kicked to the curb

Marcel-R6 wrote: Who is Tas? All for me ,Tas will get kicked to the curb

hahaha.....now THAT'S funny!! rofl for sure

A woman isn't a real woman unless she could kill you quietly in your sleep.

If you can call her "yummie" and live, you can keep her.