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#1 by pindokhan123 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 14:57

lets have a page of interesting facts and all that other stuff out of the ordinary....these are mine to get this topic started and please do add your own!

Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

#2 by Sarge25 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 17:49

Farting? What is this act yee speaketh? :mrgreen:

I'd like to know what is going on in that picture? :geek:

#3 by tasman1 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 18:00

Sarge25 wrote: Farting? What is this act yee speaketh?

I'd like to know what is going on in that picture?

Farting, just a new natural perfume

#4 by pindokhan123 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 00:16

lol tasman,new perfume eh haha,like that one.

after you let a bit of air out of your rear end it is relieving, i am sure there is some truth to this coz i do feel a bit better

as far as this picture is concerned it looks like some prehistoric seahorse embedded and fossilized in a rock.

#5 by tasman1 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 00:42

Change this topic to

Fart more , Live longer and enjoy ,fresh, air
BTW. is that seahorse real or photoshop ?

#6 by tasman1 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 00:56

Longest fart ever by Fart Master , 2.5 min

Mister Methane (who remains anonymous by wearing a mask, which may prove that he still has some dignity) is an expert in the art of controlled flatulence (as indicates his site, he's a "Performing Flatulist." professional Pétomane whatever.). Are we saying "expert"? You have to see it to believe : this man is capable of ejecting his winds with sufficient force to blow out the candles on a birthday cake. He can just as easily use a blowgun by placing it in his ***, to knock out a balloon with the strength and breath of his superpower. Finally, he is also capable of using his miasma as sound instruments, and sing tunes such as a watered-down version of the famous Blue Danube by Strauss (who may have been scandalized, though, by such a sassy cover).

#7 by pindokhan123 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:03

well to be honest looks like a really old fossil of a huge seahorse which normally live in the sea,what that rock or stone is doing up there,no idea,thats y i posted this pic,looks real enough to me as plenty of fossils have been discovered embedded in rocks.

#8 by pindokhan123 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:04

anyone know where this is? i heard of spaghetti junction,is this it?

#9 by Charez » Tue Apr 11, 2017 13:17

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#10 by valerie » Tue Apr 11, 2017 15:24

Hard to say. It looks like several major cities in the USA.

I'd have to guess some places that I hate to drive thru:

1. Nashville : I absolutely hate driving through Nashville and would rather take a whooping

2. Atlanta : I absolutely do my best not to drive through this city. When I know I have to, I wait til very early morning hours.

3. California: I have never been there but I would guess perhaps L.A.

#11 by BouldRake » Tue Apr 11, 2017 15:41

It's Judge Harry Pregerson Interchange, Los Angeles.

I cheated though, I searched by image to find the original, and then looked at the metadata with imagick to find the geolocation.

#12 by pindokhan123 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:30

well done bouldrake,first prize goes to you,,,a cd with tasmans original farts ,limited edition only ,is on its way to you

#13 by Sarge25 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 05:10

tasman1 wrote:
Sarge25 wrote: Farting? What is this act yee speaketh?

I'd like to know what is going on in that picture?

Farting, just a new natural perfume

I'm thinking, yours would have unsubtle undertones of wine in there.

#14 by hyldig » Thu Apr 13, 2017 05:19

Seems an MIT in PU is needed to write in this topic . :lol:

#15 by shadecat » Thu Apr 13, 2017 06:04

Beans Beans, the wonderful fruit. The more you eat the more you toot! The more you toot the better you feel, so let's eat beans at every meal!!

#16 by pindokhan123 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 06:18

comon you dry farts post something

The heart beats 35 million times a year. Yes, 35 million. A year!

#17 by BouldRake » Thu Apr 13, 2017 06:41

Sharks will only attack you when you're wet.

Also, you're twenty five times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

#18 by pindokhan123 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 08:00

shadecat wrote: Beans Beans, the wonderful fruit. The more you eat the more you toot! The more you toot the better you feel, so let's eat beans at every meal!!

hahaha that was so funny shady u really made me laugh! good one and keep it up! :lol:

#19 by pindokhan123 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 08:02

BouldRake wrote: Sharks will only attack you when you're wet.

Also, you're twenty five times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

i think its pretty obvious coz you gotta be in the water to get bitten,,,,don't think a shark will come out and start chasing you down the beach for a nibble lol

#20 by zerohdcp » Thu Apr 13, 2017 08:08

Regarding the fossilized Sea Horse - An interesting factoid is that the Male Sea Horse is the one that produces the offspring, not the Female.

That may induce a few brain petards

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