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#21 by Marcel-R6 » Wed May 03, 2017 08:19

Who says he will accept the kids? :lol:

A Happy relationship in my book means: No cheating...period,if you want that stay single,hows that for common sense?

#22 by Nikorj » Wed May 03, 2017 08:24

Arvind9 wrote:
Nikorj wrote: Yeah yeah, Love and all that cuddley stuff.

Drink responsible on your first date, So you can see what or who you're dating

Don't have sex on first date, Makes it easier when you wake up screaming

(Important,Critical ), Try finding out how much money He/she has and compare it to Hi's/her looks!.

In this example we will use a scale from 1-10, When 1 is= And 10 is= your favourite porn star (Remember!! This must be done as one of the first things)

1 : I'f He/She is rich a 4 would be okay, Filthy rich!! It could go as low as a 3, 2 if your desperate and 1 if you're blind.

2 : All above 5 depend on the looks. If it's exactly 5 I would suggest rolling a dice.

Remember : Money can buy you anything.

Quiet true to a extent I have seen very beautiful women they work as maids have 3-5 kids from their first relationship looking for men who have money,wonder to what extent it works that a billionaire will accept a maid with her kids for what,her curves ?

Of course there's a lot of sarcasm in my post.

But we just don't choose our partner from nothing to begin with, Status is mainly what we choose from at first.

True love is 2nd.

#23 by Marcel-R6 » Wed May 03, 2017 08:26

Oh yeah true love can someone point me in the direction? :lol:

#24 by Nikorj » Wed May 03, 2017 08:26

Marcel-R6 wrote: Who says he will accept the kids?

A Happy relationship in my book means: No cheating...period,if you want that stay single,hows that for common sense?

Wise words.

#25 by dutch1898 » Wed May 03, 2017 08:44

Happy would be a chick still in the egg. :lol:

#26 by pindokhan123 » Wed May 03, 2017 08:52

Nikorj wrote: Yeah yeah, Love and all that cuddley stuff.

Drink responsible on your first date, So you can see what or who you're dating

Don't have sex on first date, Makes it easier when you wake up screaming

(Important,Critical ), Try finding out how much money He/she has and compare it to Hi's/her looks!.

In this example we will use a scale from 1-10, When 1 is= And 10 is= your favourite porn star (Remember!! This must be done as one of the first things)

1 : I'f He/She is rich a 4 would be okay, Filthy rich!! It could go as low as a 3, 2 if your desperate and 1 if you're blind.

2 : All above 5 depend on the looks. If it's exactly 5 I would suggest rolling a dice.

Remember : Money can buy you anything.

that was so funny niko,i liked that bit when you said drink responsibly to see what you are dating,,,,thats a classic :lol:

#27 by pindokhan123 » Wed May 03, 2017 09:00

cheating is a no no,,,,anyone who has cheated or is potentially capable of doing the dirty on you,trust me,he/she never loved you period!

true love? yet to find,,,,so far come close but fell down the pit several times,came out exhausted,all black n' blue

true happiness in dutchy's msg,,a chick still in its shell,,well i think that one makes more sense,,,oblivious to the world around it,cozy,contented and happy all tucked away...

#28 by zegon » Wed May 03, 2017 09:10

Nikorj wrote: ah, Love and all that cuddley stuff.

Drink responsible on your first date, So you can see what or who you're dating

Don't have sex on first date, Makes it easier when you wake up screaming

(Important,Critical ), Try finding out how much money He/she has and compare it to Hi's/her looks!.

In this example we will use a scale from 1-10, When 1 is= And 10 is= your favourite porn star (Remember!! This must be done as one of the first things)

1 : I'f He/She is rich a 4 would be okay, Filthy rich!! It could go as low as a 3, 2 if your desperate and 1 if you're blind.

2 : All above 5 depend on the looks. If it's exactly 5 I would suggest rolling a dice.

Remember : Money can buy you anything.

So true , because the more drunk you become , the more beautiful the girls become.

When you wake up and see what you find in bed , you promise to never drink alcohol anymore.

Could be a good method if you want to reduce alcohol , but can be very painful.

#29 by zegon » Wed May 03, 2017 09:13

pindokhan123 wrote: cheating is a no no,,,,anyone who has cheated or is potentially capable of doing the dirty on you,trust me,he/she never loved you period!

true love? yet to find,,,,so far come close but fell down the pit several times,came out exhausted,all black n' blue

true happiness in dutchy's msg,,a chick still in its shell,,well i think that one makes more sense,,,oblivious to the world around it,cozy,contented and happy all tucked away...

Traveling to someone in another country can also be true love. :thumbup:

#30 by Marcel-R6 » Wed May 03, 2017 09:14

Been there,done that....

I woke up turned around first question: Who the hell are you :lol:

#31 by pindokhan123 » Wed May 03, 2017 09:21

distance isn't a problem for me zegon,,, its what i will find when i get there :shock:

,,,,thats part 2 of this mysterious thriller that has hit clixsense screen lately...dont forget to watch the next episode,same time,same section next week :mrgreen:

#32 by pindokhan123 » Wed May 03, 2017 09:23

Marcel-R6 wrote: Been there,done that....

I woke up turned around first question: Who the hell are you [/quote

u noty boy you

#33 by pindokhan123 » Wed May 03, 2017 09:24

must be the tu-lips................oops :silent:

#34 by Marcel-R6 » Wed May 03, 2017 09:31

More like Nikorj mentioned alcohol and eh.....(Fill in the blanks :lol:

)

And in my defence:

#35 by jpaulo15 » Wed May 03, 2017 11:42

Emotional intelligence.
Before you get a boyfriend/girlfriend, get a good friend. That means first get a friend, know he/she very well before you fall in love. This increases the chance to have a good relationship.
Avoid dating a complete strange. Of couse it's not always possible to fall in love with a friend, but that's preferable.
Or at least know him/her for a 1, 2 years before dating. Don't rush. Take your time to notice the other's behavior, but don't judge. Let he/she act naturally.
Accept imperfections, but are these tolerable? How are you treated by your partner? Love is not suffering. We know there are millions of people in the world and there's no point being with someone who don't worth it.

I have a long term relationship and more than anything she's my friend, a real friend. That's why I really doubt we'll breakup someday.

#36 by Fellow » Wed May 03, 2017 12:49

seaeagle wrote:
zegon wrote: My wife just feels happy if i have Viagra at home.

Yes. I've heard that it is good to put a tablet or two in the washing machine if you want the collars of work shirts to stay nice and stiff.

Nice one Seaeagle.
Couldn't help the laughter afterwards

#37 by tasman1 » Wed May 03, 2017 14:07

zegon wrote: My wife just feels happy if i have Viagra at home.

Viagra not helping for happy . maybe must take more , 2 in the morning , 2 around 12 AM , 2 around 6 PM and 2 around 10 pm
Still not sure it will help
Neptunians are not made for , happy , it is alien to us

#38 by BouldRake » Wed May 03, 2017 14:23

I suppose the key to a good relationship is when two people hate each other so much, they refuse to leave each other, because they enjoy the resentment their mere presence causes the other person.

Even I get lonely sometimes. Me! But all I have to do is watch somebody who has a relationship for five or ten minutes before putting that idea out of my head.

#39 by Sarge25 » Wed May 03, 2017 15:29

I think the two most important factors are duct tape and rope. :mrgreen:

#40 by pindokhan123 » Wed May 03, 2017 18:27

tasman1 wrote:
zegon wrote: My wife just feels happy if i have Viagra at home.

Viagra not helping for happy . maybe must take more , 2 in the morning , 2 around 12 AM , 2 around 6 PM and 2 around 10 pm
Still not sure it will help
Neptunians are not made for , happy , it is alien to us

tasman if you overdose with viagra,,you will be launching off into space faster than NASA :lol:

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