Blonde walking dog past my house daily
We talk daily
She got new dog , big Doberman
I sh.t my pants , scared

Wife say , talk now if you dare
What I do now ?
Tell blonde to change dog?
Tell myself to change wife ?
Or change my pants?

Big dog a Dober

This is a big dog:

I hope that this dog has a permanent character

Nurlan72 wrote: I hope that this dog has a permanent character

Well I do agree with you on that one,if that dog would go beserk....run for the hills.

Nurlan72 wrote: I hope that this dog has a permanent character

That dog i would never trust , never in my foot !!

Or both of my feet ...

My brain signals * Run the shit out of me *

What a huge * insert any F-word here * dog.

Whispering all over my body , just seeing the dog , it signals danger of big red flags in my brain.

( Hm , brain ... @tasman1 , do we have some Brains , do not remember what our wives have said about it )

zegon wrote:

Nurlan72 wrote: I hope that this dog has a permanent character

That dog i would never trust , never in my foot !!

Or both of my feet ...

My brain signals * Run the shit out of me *

What a huge * insert any F-word here * dog.

Whispering all over my body , just seeing the dog , it signals danger of big red flags in my brain.

( Hm , brain ... @tasman1 , do we have some Brains , do not remember what our wives have said about it )

Brains ? What brains ?What is that ?

RoseGold wrote: Change pants first Your brain will then function more clearly Maybe...

Done , thanks for advice

You must pay off the dog. Every time he sees you, he gets a biscuit. Then he loves you. No problem.

lotoole wrote: You must pay off the dog. Every time he sees you, he gets a biscuit. Then he loves you. No problem.

good idea , and if I give a blonde biscuit to maybe she will to love me

tasman1 wrote:

lotoole wrote: You must pay off the dog. Every time he sees you, he gets a biscuit. Then he loves you. No problem.

good idea , and if I give a blonde biscuit to maybe she will to love me

and don't forget to grab the Colt for her dog
just in case

Nurlan72 wrote:

tasman1 wrote:

lotoole wrote: You must pay off the dog. Every time he sees you, he gets a biscuit. Then he loves you. No problem.

good idea , and if I give a blonde biscuit to maybe she will to love me

and don't forget to grab the Colt for her dog
just in case

More like a anti tank grenade if you want to stop that monster

tasman1 wrote:

lotoole wrote: You must pay off the dog. Every time he sees you, he gets a biscuit. Then he loves you. No problem.

good idea , and if I give a blonde biscuit to maybe she will to love me

Blonde biscuits are available at Tiffany's - more expensive than dog biscuits.