The grammar is killing me

Quote:ON BEHALF AND AUTHORIZED RIGHT OF PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP.

I'M MRS.MELANIA TRUMP AND THE CONTENT OF BELLOW MESSAGE IS SIGNED AND APPROVED
BY UNITED BANK OF AMERICA.

moreover,in
respect of fact the sum of $50 million united dollars was instructed to
transfer on your favor through check draft,And i wish to let you know that
every necessary things has been accessed by IMF on the economic recovery
program done by united state embassy in government house of Benin for victim
who lost fund to con African artist ,And you have nothing to be worried about.

Below is the required information i need from you so that the delivery of your
check draft will commence immediately today

Home address:.......................................
Cell phone number:................................
City:........................................................
valid Email Address................................
Valid password.......................................

We advice you to prohibit any other transaction you are having with an unknown
source to avoid regret there after.And we urge you to comply fast with the
managerial demands so that you can have your legit check book with immediate
effect as instructed from White house(Washington DC)
Email (mrsmelaniatrump00@gmail.com)
Thanks and always be bless

Marcel-R6 wrote: The grammar is killing me

Quote:ON BEHALF AND AUTHORIZED RIGHT OF PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP.

I'M MRS.MELANIA TRUMP AND THE CONTENT OF BELLOW MESSAGE IS SIGNED AND APPROVED
BY UNITED BANK OF AMERICA.

moreover,in
respect of fact the sum of $50 million united dollars was instructed to
transfer on your favor through check draft,And i wish to let you know that
every necessary things has been accessed by IMF on the economic recovery
program done by united state embassy in government house of Benin for victim
who lost fund to con African artist ,And you have nothing to be worried about.

Below is the required information i need from you so that the delivery of your
check draft will commence immediately today

Home address:.......................................
Cell phone number:................................
City:........................................................
valid Email Address................................
Valid password.......................................

We advice you to prohibit any other transaction you are having with an unknown
source to avoid regret there after.And we urge you to comply fast with the
managerial demands so that you can have your legit check book with immediate
effect as instructed from White house(Washington DC)
Email (mrsmelaniatrump00@gmail.com)
Thanks and always be bless

sigh!! all these scam mails, But at least they're a good laugh.

I received a scam mail yesterday that claimed it was from "THE BANK" then that's cleared out (Didn't know my bank changed it's name to "THE BANK")

it was about they've received a check of 100 million dollars (Could it be any less)

You better call the white house Marcel

Dear Marcel , please do not forget your friend [ like me ] once you get that money
I am in desperate needs of just 10 million now and 10 in 30 day

Always your best friend , tasman1

I would accept just 25 millions + Melania. He can keep the others 25 millions
summer discount

CroqueMitaine wrote: I would accept just 25 millions + Melania. He can keep the others 25 millions
summer discount

0 millions + Melania will be ok for me , I am not greedy

Oh and I love how my long lost aunt dies and I have hundreds of millions of dollars coming to me, and she lived some place in Romania, or Uruguay, I am like WTF? We had family living there? The best part is me and Rhonda whom have been friends for the past 30+ years have the same exact aunt, in the same exact country giving us the same exact amount of cash in her will. Go figure we have been related all these years and didn't know it.

All the time they try to fool one on the internet.

I was cheated here yesterday.

They said i had 2 surveys to fill in, but when i clicked on them , i was told that they were not available at all.

So there i got a longer nose than Pinocchio.

$50 million united dollars

I'M MRS.MELANIA TRUMP

every necessary things has been accessed

by united state embassy in government house of Benin

for victim who lost fund to con African artist ,And you have nothing to be worried about.

as instructed from White house(Washington DC)

@Marcel - Thank you for this

Not only that, the irony in the text is killing me too

A scam e-mail that mentions "con artists" interesting indeed

You seem to be reading too many email spams

tasman1 wrote: Dear Marcel , please do not forget your friend [ like me ] once you get that money
I am in desperate needs of just 10 million now and 10 in 30 day

Always your best friend , tasman1

Dear Marcel , Thank You for sending me that 10 million I asked , Got it just few min ago , do not forget another 10 in 30 day .

tasman1 wrote:

tasman1 wrote: Dear Marcel , please do not forget your friend [ like me ] once you get that money
I am in desperate needs of just 10 million now and 10 in 30 day

Always your best friend , tasman1

Dear Marcel , Thank You for sending me that 10 million I asked , Got it just few min ago , do not forget another 10 in 30 day .

You greedy old.......

Marcel-R6 wrote:

tasman1 wrote:

tasman1 wrote: Dear Marcel , please do not forget your friend [ like me ] once you get that money
I am in desperate needs of just 10 million now and 10 in 30 day

Always your best friend , tasman1

Dear Marcel , Thank You for sending me that 10 million I asked , Got it just few min ago , do not forget another 10 in 30 day .

You greedy old.......

Dear Marcel , soon you have to send me another 10 million

Please do not forget to ad 5% interest for 30 day [ extra 50 000 ]


Thank You in advance
tasman1

tasman1 wrote:

Marcel-R6 wrote:

tasman1 wrote:

tasman1 wrote: Dear Marcel , please do not forget your friend [ like me ] once you get that money
I am in desperate needs of just 10 million now and 10 in 30 day

Always your best friend , tasman1

Dear Marcel , Thank You for sending me that 10 million I asked , Got it just few min ago , do not forget another 10 in 30 day .

You greedy old.......

Dear Marcel , soon you have to send me another 10 million

Please do not forget to ad 5% interest for 30 day [ extra 50 000 ]


Thank You in advance
tasman1

That's it instead I'm paying you out in Polish cigarettes

Dear Mr Marcel:
Please submit your annual donation to :
Wife of the unknown soldier
po box 12345
Insanity, dc, 22556

PS we accept PayPal

receive similar ones once or twice a day. Hard to imagine
anyone actually falling for those.

dutch1898 wrote: receive similar ones once or twice a day. Hard to imagine
anyone actually falling for those.

it is around 15 billion dollars a year........... imagine numbers of idiots in the world , did see documentary on tv

tasman1 wrote:

dutch1898 wrote: receive similar ones once or twice a day. Hard to imagine
anyone actually falling for those.

it is around 15 billion dollars a year........... imagine numbers of idiots in the world , did see documentary on tv

I've read some articles on it, And yes!!! they're spamming these mails like crazy.

Actually it has to be as stupid and unrealistic as possible to sort out the (VERY) few gullible m.....