What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert.
Because they’re always stuffed.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad away.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went out for drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
Someone’s been stealing patrol dogs.
Police say they have several leads.
Had a weird dream last night that I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
