Yes I was serious. That is why my face is green...kind of goes with puke.
I wonder if the Chinese would pay me for my bird nests here. There's lots of birds out here and lots of bird nests.
I'm not sure about how much spit and puke is in them but I could accommodate...especially for thousands of dollars.
I'll spit and puke in a birds nest any time they want to spend hundreds or thousands of dollars. $100 per spit and $1000 per puke.