Fri Jan 06, 2012 23:20 in General Talk
Well, I was Traveling in a fried-out zombie, On a hippie trail, head full of zombie, I met a strange man, he made me
nervous. He took me in and gave me breakfast and he said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover."
You can imagine how shocked I was. By that time tho, I was getting mighty hungry so I was...
Buying bread from a man in Brussels, he was six foot four and full of muscle. I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich and then he said...
"I come from a land down under, where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Now I must tell you folks something, I was by this time very frightened. Plus, I have never ate a vegemite sandwich.
By this time I figured I better get things straight so while dining in a den in Bombay, with a slack jaw by the way, and nothing much to say, I said to the man....'are you trying to tempt me because I don't come from the land of plenty?...
I come from the internet at ClixSense, where members earn more than a sixpence. If you want to make money,
better join with me honey, forget the vegemite sandwich, you can eat while viewing the website."
He said 'I've joined so much stuff, I am an inactive buff. Take my hand honey, show me the money. I won't be
inactive no more, cause I'm tired of being poor".
And that's my story.