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Did you marry your first love? » Post #26

Mon Jun 03, 2013 23:04 in General Talk

I live in west Tennessee. I am twice divorced and in a relationship with my second ex husband.
I will never marry again. I think twice is two times too many for me. :mrgreen:

Retirement Locations (hilarious!) » Post #3

Mon Jun 03, 2013 18:50 in General Talk

That's funny margot. I eat too much pasta already so I am sure I wouldn't want to eat it
my whole life. :mrgreen:

Did you marry your first love? » Post #23

Mon Jun 03, 2013 15:10 in General Talk

Get a cat. :kitty:

answers » Post #2

Mon Jun 03, 2013 15:07 in General Talk

It's a possibility.

Retirement Locations (hilarious!) » Post #1

Mon Jun 03, 2013 15:00 in General Talk

You can retire to Phoenix or Tucson , Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

OR

You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.

OR

You can retire to New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan .
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn. (Ed. Note if you have a car).
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

OR

You can retire to Minnesota where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco .
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for casserole.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

OR

You can retire to the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y' all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Ellen, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too.

OR

You can retire to Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

OR

You can retire to the Midwest where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

OR

FINALLY You can retire to Florida where.
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.

Tips on getting referrals fast? » Post #2

Sun Jun 02, 2013 18:49 in General Talk

Why would they think a legal company that has been online since early 2007 and utilizes
paypal, in addition to making thousands upon thousands of payouts to its members over
the years, is a scam?

I mean, where is the common sense? It really doesn't take a brain surgeon. Seriously.

Oh I could very well understand someone thinking something might be a scam because
there are sure a lot of scams online as well as offline, today. However, any one can do
simple research. It plainly displays on the site, it's Incorporated. It plainly displays on
the site, it utilizes paypal.

So my guess is, your friends don't want to make money online. And there you have it.
You see? You bark up a dead horses arse that is what you get, nothing but a dead horses
arse. :lol:

The answer is so obvious. You locate people that do want to make money online. How
do you locate them? Well you think about what type of people need to make money and
would be interested. Maybe people that are unemployed. Perhaps stay at home moms and
stay at home dads. Maybe people that are retired looking for a way to supplement their
retirement income. How about someone that is complaining about the high cost of school
supplies and would be willing to do some simple things like viewing ads and completing offers.

It's just aggravating to me when someone says this is a scam or that is a scam when in reality
what they are saying is, they do not want to do anything to make money online. Or at least
they don't want to do this type of work to make extra money online.

Go find the people that will.

Drawing with Clixgrid » Post #2

Sun Jun 02, 2013 16:21 in General Talk

You funny. :lol:

I like your rat. :P Kind of looks like a raccoon.

referral bonus » Post #2

Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:27 in General Support

I'm not sure what you are asking but this is how it works.....

You receive $2 every time one of your direct referrals upgrade.

As a premium member, you can build a downline organization.

For every referral that upgrades in your downline, you receive $1.
It does not matter if their sponsor has upgraded or not. You receive the $1 regardless of their sponsor.

You also earn percentages on all your direct referrals activity, such as their completing tasks and offers.

Understand, it is only the sponsor that can earn percentages on their direct referrals activity.
If that sponsor is not a premium member, he/she earns 50% less than if he/she was upgraded, on direct refs activity.
ClixSense Affiliate Program - Refer Others And Multiply Your Earnings!

The most important thing u can do to get referrals » Post #1

Fri May 31, 2013 15:50 in General Talk

I keep reading stuff about how to get referrals.

A few years ago, a friend of mine, well, the guy that owns LinkGrand, we were talking on the phone.
I mentioned that I had just been in LinkGrand clicking the ads. He said 'YOU clicked the ads?' and I
replied 'of course I did'. I explained I don't expect anyone to do what I wouldn't do myself.

Everyone has their own way of doing things of course. I'm just saying, one of the best things to do
is listen to the people that do make the money and do know how to make it. That's not always so
easy to do because you don't always know who is really on the up and up and who is really making
what they say they are making.

Still, just a big hint for you, if you want to make more money in ClixSense and you want more referrals
in ClixSense, I believe the best thing you can do is to work to earn the most you can every day, display
on your blog or a webpage, what you are making every day, how much you made today, what you had
to do to make it.

Do tasks, click ads, do offers, watch videos, log in as often as you can each day, and focus on making
as much as you can daily so that you can say:

Hey, I clicked some ads yesterday and made five cents, then I watched a couple of videos and made 4
cents, then I did a couple of surveys and made three dollars, then I did some tasks and made one dollar.
My total time spent was less than one hour and I made about 5 dollars. Easy way to make some extra
dollars. What will YOU be doing tomorrow in your spare time? Want to join me making extra money
every day? It's free......just click here.....


Sure you may make only some cents one day and a dollar another day, etc etc etc.
Show them what you made, be honest about it, let them know what you did to get it and how much time
it took you. You might even want to explain some time organization ideas, tell them how you do it.....

I get up every morning and spend one hour at CS and I do this, this, this, and that.....then later after
supper I do this this and that.


Forget all that BS you are reading. :lol:
Come on, do you have a doctors degree in sales? NO you don't.
What's the next best thing?
Communicating with other people just like you. Talk to them on a page, just like you were talking to them
face to face. Since most people don't have a doctors degree in sales, you'll find most of them are just like you,
simply wanting to find some honest extra money online and an honest person that does not talk bs to them.

Hurricane is here » Post #4

Fri May 31, 2013 15:32 in General Talk

baibhav8421 wrote:
ashleyam wrote: Well we are fast approaching Hurricane season again which is from June to November, and as usual we hope for the most uneventful season ever. The Virgin Islands is known for hurricane activity and a predicted number of storms each year. Our territory is also susceptible to earth quakes and tsunami. If you plan to visit the VI remember that June thru November is Hurricane season.

why its called virgin islands? any special reason

'Christopher Columbus named the islands after Saint Ursula and the 11,000 Virgins (Spanish: Santa Ursula y las Once Mil Vírgenes), shortened to the Virgins (las Vírgenes). The official name of the British territory is the Virgin Islands, and the official name of the U.S. territory is the Virgin Islands of the United States. In practice, the two island groups are almost universally referred to as the British Virgin Islands and the U.S. Virgin Islands.'

It's tornados here.

Surge in Micro ads lately » Post #17

Fri May 31, 2013 13:01 in General Talk

I don't mind the cevap.

I hate the mosaic. They have a popup that stops the timer. You have to click the x on the popup for
the timer to start again. Yes, I leave popups because I do offers. I just hate the mosaic because of
the popups and I don't click them any more IF I can detect it is mosaic, which usually I can't.

Mostre seu desenho no ClixGrid. » Post #89

Thu May 30, 2013 23:27 in Portuguese

:P :clap: :mrgreen:

Has anyone ever gotten this? » Post #2

Thu May 30, 2013 21:35 in General Talk

There are not any 70 second ads here.

Ice Fishing Blonde » Post #1

Thu May 30, 2013 12:46 in General Talk

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,

and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular

cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,




"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"




Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of

cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens

the voice bellowed,




"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"




The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of

the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.


The voice came once more,




"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"




She stopped, looked skyward! and said,




"IS THAT YOU LORD?"




The voice replied,


"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!"

Hi everyone » Post #2

Thu May 30, 2013 12:28 in Member Introduction

Hello Venkat. Nice to have you onboard! :thumbup:

To my friends that enjoy a glass of wine » Post #5

Thu May 30, 2013 12:26 in General Talk

There's always someone emailing me jokes and every now and then, I'll paste one
over here in the general forum. Hopefully, it makes someone smile or laugh, even
if for a moment. Laughter is good for the soul, ya know. :mrgreen:

How long did it take you to win on clixgrid? » Post #2

Thu May 30, 2013 12:23 in Your Stats

You just answered your own question.

luck

It does not matter how long it took someone else to win something.

The point is, it only takes a minute or two daily to click in the clixgrid, it's totally optional, maybe you will win today and maybe it will be tomorrow or the next day or.....

To my friends that enjoy a glass of wine » Post #1

Wed May 29, 2013 14:38 in General Talk

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Shxt.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

Old Priest to Young Priest » Post #1

Wed May 29, 2013 14:34 in General Talk

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "You
had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket
theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church
always fills first now."

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you
told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young
people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in
that rock'n-roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently
packed to the balcony."

"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased
that you are open to the new ideas of youth."

"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly
priest, "But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru
confessional."

"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions
and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"

"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that... But
the flashing neon sign, *'Toot'n Tell or Go to Hell'* cannot stay
on the church roof."

Did you marry your first love? » Post #6

Wed May 29, 2013 14:25 in General Talk

Yes I did. Six years and three children later, we divorced.

Listen to your parents!
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