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Who will win the world series? » Post #18

Wed Nov 02, 2016 22:49 in General Talk

EXCITING game! :clap:

They are coming » Post #14

Wed Nov 02, 2016 22:47 in General Talk

I am so scared that I tried to 'like' my own post!

Referals » Post #9

Wed Nov 02, 2016 09:41 in General Talk

No wonder you don't have any referrals.

Hilarious! :lol:

They are coming » Post #9

Wed Nov 02, 2016 09:22 in General Talk

Maybe they are finally going to return and get their pets. I wonder who my alien care giver is?

Dear Alien Caregiver

I hope this message finds you well. We pets on earth known as humans amongst us, want to
know when you will pick us up. We are very confused and we become more unhappy with each
passing day. If you don't come and get us soon, we won't be here.

I also would like to know why you allowed me to marry that sob? Couldn't you have stopped
me from that? Or do you enjoy watching your little pet suffer in misery of divorce? What
about the time when I was 5 years old and dropped my ice cream cone? Did you find that
funny or sad?

I would like to have some of what you are eating and drinking. Here, the food is worse daily.
Much of it is tainted with bacteria. The waters are polluted with oil and trash. Many of your
pets are starving and dying of cancer.

Please hurry and pick us up. There is not much time left. There are crazy dumb people that
refer to themselves as terrorist. They like to kill your pets because they are deranged and do
not feel they have a purpose in life so they make one up.

Thank you for reading.

Valerie (your good little pet that is mean only some times)

PS. Can I have a front row seat in the space ship? Back seat backs me sick.

Am I The Uncle Of Satan? » Post #11

Tue Nov 01, 2016 13:08 in General Talk

Congrats on being a new uncle! :P

Yes.....takes me way way back to when I was little bitty baby and family said how cute I was
and then I grew up to be ClixSense international mean old moderator. GRRRRRRRRRR! :twisted:

delete » Post #5

Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:39 in General Talk

Well you may want to run a scan on your computer.

I have not seen any adult content at all and I have viewed over 100 PTC ads today.

Halloween, Change Pants » Post #7

Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:08 in General Talk

For me, it is a scary excuse to buy candy.

I go to store and I say to self, I best buy this big bag of snicker candy bars.....then I see
kit kat bars and I say to self, I best buy that bag too and then I see a bag of milky way and
I say to self best buy that as some kids don't like nuts or crunch and then I see life saver
gummies and I say to self I best buy that bag in case kids don't like chocolate and then I
say to self I best buy a bag of kisses cause some kids can't chew and need some melt in
mouth candy and ...then I say well I guess that is enough.

Then I get home and I put all the candy in big bowls. I place the bowls on table beside
front door. Then I turn tv on and sit on sofa and stare at candy. Then I say to self, I
best turn on porch light so I do that and sit back down and stare at candy again. Then
I say to self I best test that candy to make sure it is all good so I start out by eating kitkat
and then little snicker and then kisses and so on. Then I am licking chocolate off my fingers
because all the candy is beginning to get warm.

Then I open the front door and look out and then I shut the door. Then I go get binoculars
and I open the door and look out. I don't see trick or treaters and not even with binoculars.

Then I say to self, I probably won't get many trick or treaters since I live in the woods in
rural area. I best take my favorite candy out of the bowls and put in fridge so it won't melt.
I leave nothing in bowls but life saver gummies.

I hear noise on front porch, I JUMP UP and grab candy bowl, throw open door.....it is my
three outside cats jumping around off the porch chairs. I shut door.

Then I look for Halloween movie on tv. Then I go to fridge and grab a bunch of candy to
try out now that it is cold. I begin eating it and then I go to fridge and get coke and drink
it and eat lots of candy and watch old Halloween movie that is dumb.

Then I start feeling kind of sick. I wish that I had ate a salad instead of all the candy. I
did feel energized but now I feel tired. It is late. No trick or treaters. I feel bloated. It's
late, I go to bed.

Then I wake up the next morning and head to bathroom. I look in bathroom mirror and
I see my face is red with pimples. I scrub face and get all the pimple areas bleeding so I
stick little pieces of toilet tissue to the bloody areas on my face. I walk out of bathroom
and my little dog looks up at me and begins barking. He follows on my heels all the way
to kitchen, barking and nipping at my heels.

Then I turn on coffee pot. I go outside to feed the cats outside. The cats look at me and
all run away. I go back in house, get cup of coffee, go turn on tv. TV show is displaying
kids that were trick or treating the night before. Very cute kids with costumes and I laugh
at some and my face feels like it is cracking and little bloody pieces of tissue fall in my
coffee.

Then I think about what a wonderful fun holiday Halloween is and how I can't wait til next
year for the next Halloween since is such a blast! YeeeHa! What fun!

delete » Post #2

Mon Oct 31, 2016 09:26 in General Talk

Please read the forum rules! All caps is not allowed.

If you have an issue with an ad, please report it either by clicking the 'report ad' when the ad
is being viewed OR by clicking the Helpdesk and submitting a support ticket.

I'm Such Klutz!!!!! » Post #2

Sun Oct 30, 2016 16:42 in General Talk

You were a medical transcriptionist and did not have medical insurance?

I think you might want to tell your husband but of course, if he is out of town, you may want to wait til he returns.

None of that sounds fun at all. :(

Favorite Halloween Music? » Post #1

Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:32 in General Talk

Do you have a favorite Halloween Song/Music?

I'm kind of partial to the Monster Mash
Bobby Pickett "Monster Mash" - YouTube

Fav Halloween Candy? » Post #1

Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:18 in General Talk

What's your favorite Halloween candy?

Space and Earth » Post #5

Sat Oct 29, 2016 23:24 in General Talk

Depends on which way you are looking. :?

Who will win the world series? » Post #17

Sat Oct 29, 2016 23:22 in General Talk

leeuna wrote: Hey Valerie! What's a snowball?? Just kidding, I love snowballs. The pink ones are my favorite. However Zingers are my most favorite snack-cake ever. (I love anything raspberry). As for baseball, if the Braves aren't playing I don't care who wins. ;)

I love the snowballs with the pink marshmallow top with coconut. I love coconut.

I also love the raspberry zingers! Raspberry with coconut! I love raspberry but I also love.....coconut.

I'm a nut for coconut.

I like mounds candy bars. I like them because of the dark chocolate and the ..... coconut.

I am coco for coconut.

:thumbup: :lol:

She will be back » Post #4

Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:31 in General Talk

Marcel-R6 wrote: Currently? :lol:

Watch Out Marcel! Watch Out!

Halloween Movies? » Post #31

Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:22 in General Talk

I watched a new one on netflix last night that had 4 stars and was totally ignorant.

I don't know how it had 4 stars. 'Pretty Thing That Lives in the House'.

Who will win the world series? » Post #11

Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:15 in General Talk

A twinkie is an angel food cake, also known as a sponge cake.

A sponge cake is a sweet cake that has a light yet dense weight. Hence it's slang name 'sponge'
because when lightly pressed, it rises back just like a sponge. Although twinkle's really are much
lighter than a sponge cake. Take a bite off the end and you will see a small circle of light fluffy
white cream through the center. The center icing is similar to cool whip but thicker and with a
some what heavier taste. The snack cake is shaped in an easy to hold elongated curved shape.
They became a famous product from the get go due to their almost commonality of taste in that
everyone that likes sweet, will usually eat a twinkie.....even if they don't like them per se.

For example, I don't buy twinkles. I don't really care for them. I would prefer a snowball any
day over a twinkie. However, if there is only a twinkie, I will eat the twinkie.

WHAT THE HECK AM I TALKING ABOUT A TWNKIE FOR? DON'T ASK ME WHAT A SNOWBALL IS!



:lol:

Who will win the world series? » Post #10

Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:02 in General Talk

I am for the Chicago Cubs because I grew up in Chicago land. In the old days, kids could
easily sneak into Wrigley Field. The good old days. :lol:

The girl who silenced the world for 5 minutes » Post #2

Sat Oct 29, 2016 09:55 in General Talk

I didnt listen to it all as I have heard it before. It is very sad.

Unfortunately, people are stupid. Not just ignorant but down right stupid.
Our stupidity shows over and over again by our repeated 'mistakes'.

I don't see things as ever changing.

How do we create a utopia?

We don't. You know, even animals have a tough time of it and fight for domain rule, food, etc.

People are full of evil. I am not one to see the glass half full. I see it as half empty and I do feel
bad not just for our past and present evils but for the evils to come.

The truth is, no one on this planet should be hungry, not ever. There is no reason why our waters
and air should be polluted. All these things were and are very much preventable.

You can bet that someone, some where, is watching, perhaps with shock and confusion.

Stolen Imagination » Post #3

Sat Oct 29, 2016 00:24 in General Talk

Have you been chasing those wallabies again?

Space and Earth » Post #2

Sat Oct 29, 2016 00:22 in General Talk

Depends on which side of earth you are on, I suppose.
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