ySense Customer Care Corner

Tue Mar 31, 2015 02:12 in General Talk

MY BEEMER

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived on scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!"

“You yuppies are so materialistic, it’s ridiculous,’ retorted the officer. ‘You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

“’Oh, my!’ screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. ‘My Rolex!'”

Tue Mar 31, 2015 02:07 in General Talk

If a vegetarian eats vegetables does a humanitarian eat humans?

Tue Mar 31, 2015 02:01 in General Talk

The Olde Village Lantern.

This is Blackmore's Night.

When I was ordering CD's I put in the wrong number on the order form and got this group instead. That was three of their CD's ago. I wish all my mistakes worked out this well.

If you've never heard of them, check out some of their other music. Mostly Celtic ballads.

Enjoy

Tue Mar 31, 2015 00:11 in General Talk

ubaidh wrote: Haha!

I love it!!!!

Mon Mar 30, 2015 19:24 in General Talk

TasMail wrote:
papamike51 wrote: I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time.

~Drew Barrymore

Awe!!!!

I'm on a roll with all the hugs today.

Mon Mar 30, 2015 18:41 in General Talk

I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug ten people at a time.

~Drew Barrymore

Mon Mar 30, 2015 15:24 in Payment Proofs

I asked for a cashout:
30 Mar 2015 06:45 EST Withdrawal Paypal Complete $50.00

I received payment at:
30 Mar 2015 16:44 EST

Talk about a fast turnaround.

Thanks, Admin

Mon Mar 30, 2015 09:51 in General Talk

I just finished this book:

‘Blushing’ by Rosie Cheeks

Mon Mar 30, 2015 09:26 in General Talk

Another book I read:

‘Men Can Change’ by Betty Woant

Mon Mar 30, 2015 07:25 in General Talk

I have a present for you, but I need to borrow your arms for wrapping paper.

~Author Unknown

Mon Mar 30, 2015 05:09 in General Talk

A new book I'm reading:

‘Geology’ by Roxanne Minerals

Mon Mar 30, 2015 04:48 in General Talk

oberder wrote:
papamike51 wrote: Hotel California

~~ Eagles

Aww yussh-- Classics! Never disrespect them Well, here's what I'm playing on a Monday:

Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (1977) - YouTube

Are you a Disco maniac?

Mon Mar 30, 2015 03:13 in General Talk

TigerHeart wrote:

My wife loved this as much as I did. Thanks.

Mon Mar 30, 2015 03:11 in General Talk

Too Much Sugar

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."

Mon Mar 30, 2015 03:06 in General Talk

Hotel California

~~ Eagles

Mon Mar 30, 2015 03:05 in General Talk

Hug Department: Always Open

~Author Unknown

Mon Mar 30, 2015 00:55 in General Talk

TasMail wrote:
papamike51 wrote: Everybody needs a hug. It changes your metabolism.

~Leo Buscaglia

I think this is true!!

I know it does for me!

Sun Mar 29, 2015 23:25 in General Talk

Everybody needs a hug. It changes your metabolism.

~Leo Buscaglia

Sun Mar 29, 2015 13:45 in General Talk

I just started learning cricket, it's a fascinating game. But i have no idea who is playing in the tourneys.

In the U.S., cricket is not a big sport at all.

Sun Mar 29, 2015 13:43 in General Talk

You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug.

~Author Unknown

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