Teacher: Mark, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Mark: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-E-L
Teacher: *gasp* No, that's quite wrong
Mark: But ma'am, you told me how I spell it--
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Teacher: May, please go to the map and show us where is America
*May walks to the map* Here it is, ma'am
Teacher: Very good, May -- Now class, who discovered America?
Class: MAY DID!
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Teacher: Now, does any of you children say your prayers before eating? Joshua?
Joshua: *shakes head* No ma'am, because I know my mom's a great cook
( ....makes you wonder... )