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Sledgehammer isolution POOL ...tasman1 » Post #6

Sat Feb 23, 2019 22:28 in General Talk

a better idea , use the guillotine.. but stop it about a foot or so before the chopping .. repeat again and again

Sledgehammer isolution POOL ...tasman1 » Post #4

Sat Feb 23, 2019 21:42 in General Talk

your poll is faulty , nowhere did I see chewed by alligator , put on the rack , tied to anthill , staked out in the sun for the buzzards , dragged behind boat as shark bait , or any of the many other deserved painful deaths for these frauds and scum .. please amend your poll forthwith thank you ;) 8-)

Funny Names » Post #2

Fri Feb 22, 2019 20:21 in General Talk

that city is about a 25 minute drive from where I am .. so somewhat " local " ;) a lot of the place names in this state were taken from the natives who lived here before .. and the french who mapped a lot of it

I have to mention Beaver Dam :silent: :mrgreen: .. also not a far drive from here , and another oddly named city

Can you mail a banana ? » Post #3

Fri Feb 08, 2019 19:02 in General Talk

tasman1 wrote: Wow , that is cool , smart America

Can they send a corn to Australia ?
[
Corn is here 2.00 per ONE corn in shop
[ OR JUST FEW DOLLAR PER ONE TON IN THE WORLD ]

Think to open corn shop in this stupid country and become very rich

I think we probably already do ship quite a lot of corn there .. and elsewhere of course :xsmile:

but 2$ Au for an ear of corn is a bit steep :shock:

Can you mail a banana ? » Post #1

Fri Feb 08, 2019 18:32 in General Talk

It appears that you can , at least in the US .. :?

You Pay $9 and we mail a banana. ... It's a little known fact that the United States Postal Service considers a banana peel to be an adequate form of packaging therefore, allowing a person to simply attach a few stamps, include an address and *whoosh* through the mail it goes.

:roll: :lol:

Q for freelizard .....tasman1 » Post #5

Fri Feb 01, 2019 17:52 in General Talk

Sarge25 wrote:
freelizard wrote: if you just catch them and send them here , the little buzzards will conviently freeze to death rather quickly , as it's -32 C out here tonight , yes that is a minus sign :shock: :?

by the way , we're not all related lol :lol: and I deny any knowledge of that woman in the lizard skin pants ... :mrgreen:

If the lady in the lizard skin pants happens to be blonde and looks remarkably similar to a sister of yours. I don't think this is coincidental. He's now trying to get rid of the blonde and requires your help, you being related and all. :mrgreen:

I think he's holding on to the blonde .. have you ever seen a blonde haired lizard ? :? me neither ;)
by the way , do you have any lizard pants? lol

Q for freelizard .....tasman1 » Post #2

Thu Jan 31, 2019 03:28 in General Talk

if you just catch them and send them here , the little buzzards will conviently freeze to death rather quickly , as it's -32 C out here tonight , yes that is a minus sign :shock: :?

by the way , we're not all related lol :lol: and I deny any knowledge of that woman in the lizard skin pants ... :mrgreen:

Air that We breathe tax.......tasman1 » Post #7

Thu Jan 31, 2019 01:12 in General Talk

Darkstar2 wrote:
tasman1 wrote:
Darkstar2 wrote: WELL there is already a tax on water, every drop you drink or use in your house, so why not tax air too it's only logical, what's left to tax ? I can't think of anything. Oh maybe a tax on sex though I wonder how they would manage that. :P



Sex Police , one will stand in bedrom and look how much it last so one can pay correct amount tax

I can think of good puns, but I just can't :lol: :mrgreen:


I think the word you're looking for is , flummoxed ie: a tax or tox on flummoxing whilst being watched :?

and yes , I can hold my breath for that long lol

Air that We breathe tax.......tasman1 » Post #2

Wed Jan 30, 2019 21:10 in General Talk

I'll just hold my breath until the tax is repealed 8-)

offer » Post #7

Sat Jan 19, 2019 14:45 in General Talk

thanks for that gif , it made me laugh

darn , but she be Huunnnngrryyy lol

I think I'll avoid that part of the country , what with people turning into bears and all :shock: :?

A question of morality. » Post #14

Wed Jan 16, 2019 17:14 in General Talk

tasman1 wrote:
freelizard wrote: I find money all the time .. and if I'd seen someone drop it , I would have returned it to them .. however , if there's no one around .. all I can do is pocket it




Thanks God you forget your glasses all the time so nobody is to be seen around ever :D

shhhh don't give away all the secrets ... :$

A question of morality. » Post #6

Tue Jan 15, 2019 20:23 in General Talk

I find money all the time .. and if I'd seen someone drop it , I would have returned it to them .. however , if there's no one around .. all I can do is pocket it

not my fault because of intermittent signal » Post #9

Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:45 in General Talk

nursemorph wrote: Sometimes I go into the browser's history and re-open the survey page from there...it works occasionally but it depends on how the survey is set up...a lot of surveys are setup so that interruptions terminate the survey no matter the cause


I've done that too , it works sometimes , and yeah .. depending upon how the survey is set up

Otherwise , you're SOL

:silent: :(

wow » Post #16

Tue Jan 08, 2019 23:45 in General Talk

Sarge25 wrote:
freelizard wrote:
Sarge25 wrote:
freelizard wrote:
Sarge25 wrote: The sky isn't falling in, it's full of pretty pink elephants. Look at the sky, dude. Look at it. It's magnificent.

....When you can tear yourself away from the blonde, that is. ;)




that blonde sprung a leak .... pfffffffff :shock: :?

Now, I'm imagining her flying through the air as she deflates.... like when you let go of a blown up balloon. :lol:

and making that high pitched whine as she flies around the room :shock: :lol:

You best get your bicycle pump out and resuscitate her. ;)


... pump and resuscitate ... is that what they're calling it these days ? ;)

wow » Post #14

Tue Jan 08, 2019 22:49 in General Talk

Sarge25 wrote:
freelizard wrote:
Sarge25 wrote: The sky isn't falling in, it's full of pretty pink elephants. Look at the sky, dude. Look at it. It's magnificent.

....When you can tear yourself away from the blonde, that is. ;)




that blonde sprung a leak .... pfffffffff :shock: :?

Now, I'm imagining her flying through the air as she deflates.... like when you let go of a blown up balloon. :lol:

and making that high pitched whine as she flies around the room :shock: :lol:

wow » Post #12

Tue Jan 08, 2019 22:01 in General Talk

Sarge25 wrote: The sky isn't falling in, it's full of pretty pink elephants. Look at the sky, dude. Look at it. It's magnificent.

....When you can tear yourself away from the blonde, that is. ;)




that blonde sprung a leak .... pfffffffff :shock: :?

wow » Post #10

Mon Jan 07, 2019 23:06 in General Talk

tasman1 wrote:
freelizard wrote: hmmm between 2 dark to see and no sky at all ..

so one of you is possibly blind and the other is running out of air , fast

I'll be safe under my bed .. :?



try that , will not tell you what is lurking under your bed , hope you never find it , for me I preffer sky that is not in the sky

just me and the blonde under here ... all is well ... :mrgreen:

wow » Post #8

Mon Jan 07, 2019 22:20 in General Talk

hmmm between 2 dark to see and no sky at all ..

so one of you is possibly blind and the other is running out of air , fast

I'll be safe under my bed .. :?

wow » Post #5

Mon Jan 07, 2019 21:42 in General Talk

what about the sky? the sky man , the sky ?

I'll be under the bed for now ... :?

wow » Post #3

Mon Jan 07, 2019 21:00 in General Talk

double wow .. I completed two surveys today ... :o

can somebody check if the sky is falling while I cower under the bed? :?



make that three now .. it's hard to complete while squished under the bed .. any news on the sky? :shock: :?
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