valerie wrote:In this country they spend our tax dollars on investigations of old yearbooks and
incidents by kids at unknown houses from 40 years ago.
Quote:If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.
Nikorj wrote:
So basically wer'e not responsible for anything, It's all made up of 1's and 0's (binary code)
Quote:Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.
Quote:Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote:To hate me is to know me. I am a fiend of my promises — if you do not know that, then your hatred of me is shallow and you are a pretender to misery.
Quote:I suppose doing things you hate is just the price you pay to avoid loneliness.
Quote:In great contests each party claims to act in accordance with the will of God. Both may be, and one must be wrong.
Quote:The man and woman make love, attain climax, fall separate. Then she whispers, "I''ll tell you who I was thinking of if you tell me who you were thinking of." Like most sex jokes the origins of the pleasant exchange are obscure. But whatever the source, it seldom fails to evoke a certain awful recognition.
Quote:Because if you want me to "act professional", I can tell you that I'm not interested. I'm sitting in my home office wearing a bathrobe. The same way I'm not going to start wearing ties, I'm *also* not going to buy into the fake politeness, the lying, the office politics and backstabbing, the passive aggressiveness, and the buzzwords. Because THAT is what "acting professionally" results in: people resort to all kinds of really nasty things because they are forced to act out their normal urges in unnatural ways.
Quote:Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!
Quote:I’ve since learnt a cure for depression: listening to J.S. Bach and reading P.G. Wodehouse.
Quote:Tattoos get removed, for free, on the NHS.. Okay? No no no no bloody no. Not while I'm in charge, okay? You put them on, you take them off, alright? The most the NHS should offer, in this regard, is a crossing out service.
