I keep two yogurt pots and a length of string for these kinds of emergencies.

Ha, when I was a young teenager, we called pornography "anime" as a code word, so nobody knew what we were talking about.

The discovery of actual anime porn was more horrifying to us than you could possibly imagine. That leaked so much information...

You know how when you get two bits of rock, and bang them together until they spark, and use that to light a fire?

Well, imagine if the rocks knocked themselves together instead - that's a robot.

Java is an abortion and everyone hates it. Google killed it off, not because they hate it too, but as part of a power grab.

I don't think you can make it work (here is the official blurb), though I haven't tried very hard at all.

A different browser may be your only option.

tasman1 wrote: Western World politician are all the same

But there are degrees - some of them are evil, others are actual Nazis. This is the one where we get actual Nazis.

The hardest thing about Ragnarok will be pretending I'm not excited.

Yeah, shortcuts are easier, but I never even noticed the shortcuts...

GTM = Global Test Market

You can't upload pictures here (and for good reason - it's way harder than you'd think to do safely), so you have to hotlink. Find the URL of the image, and just surround it with image tags like

Code: Select All

[img ]http://example.com/picture.gif[/ img]

but without the spaces, which I added because even in code tags they try to parse it, which kinda defeats the point of having code tags...

Real Doll are doing some pretty amazing stuff.

Pretty weird, but pretty amazing too. Aunty Beeb did a documentary on it recently. It will excite you, and make your skin crawl at the same time. BBC iPlayer - The Virtual Reality Virgin

I'm sure some men enjoy being semi-naked and cuddling other semi-naked men in their basement, and fair play to them, they're getting more than I am. But you know, I think I'll skip that one.

I think "secure" and "Windows" are words rarely used in the same sentence.

Blimey, it's been a while since this was relevant.

Christy Moore - Hey! Ronnie Reagan - YouTube

Seriously, man, I'm wondering whether a Valkyrie letting a Dwarf ride a dragon indicates Golden Axe might be a fake, and even I want to know what you're smoking...

Another foreign one in English. Antique are a Swedish-Greek band that have a Greek-Nordic blend, sometimes (like this time) in English. Despite that, I discovered these while I lived in Pais Vasco, just to add to the international mix. It's not everyone's cup of tea, but they're definitely unique, and I like 'em.

Antique - Die For You (Official Video) - YouTube

Yeah, we are pretty amazing. It's a tough cross to bear, but somebody has to do it.

Yeah, WWE is fake. WWF is real though - you can tell because I wasted literally tens of dollars on the WWF: Wrestlemania arcade game back in the 90's. I would have wasted it on Golden Axe instead, but they didn't have that in the corner shop.

Golden Axe might be fake too though - there's no way a woman would have a dragon and let a man ride it.

You can get a free lunch by gatecrashing weddings and funerals.

He looks like a man who has made the mistake of sitting on the back seat of the bus, discovered it's wet, but can't move because the bus is full, and if he does, someone else will sit there and think he did it.

Well, unless you managed to enter a UK team in the Tupperware game, I think it probably covers both.

Nobody. Whoever wins, we lose.