Would you read a blog about how to earn money from a website you're not even a member of?
That's something you give to people after they've joined.
Quote:Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
Quote:I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Quote:Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote:I think there'd be,
A lot of congestion,
If my body didn't,
Engage in digestion...
A series of tubes,
Like plumbers have pipe,
Lets my food move,
All day and all night!
Shove food in my mouth,
Chew with my teeth,
Add some saliva,
The juice it secretes...
It's swallowing time!
Down the esophagus!
Gets to the stomach,
Let's stay on top of this...
The stomach is churning,
Breaks up the food,
Adding enzymes and acids,
And sounding quite rude…
The food will move on,
Peristalsis will push,
The food will move on,
As it turns into mush...
Small intestine comes next,
Next organ for fun,
Nutrients absorbed,
And it’s almost all done...
Large intestine absorbs!
Removes excess water,
Before food's back out,
Just like they oughta…
Yes, there would be,
A lot of congestion,
If my body didn't,
Engage in digestion...
Quote:I wouldn't mind having a look at that rule book, if that's not against the rules...
Quote:The dawn of time. The beginning of all beginnings. Two forces, only good and evil. Then chaos. Time is born, matter, space. The universe cries out like a newborn. The forces shatter as the universe explodes outwards. Only echoes remain, and yet somehow, somehow, the evil force survives. An intelligence. Pure evil.
Quote:The longest time elapsed between a letter being posted and its delivery is 89 years. In 2008, Janet Barrett, a guest-house owner in Weymouth, Dorset, UK, received the letter – an RSVP to a Boxing Day party invitation, which had been posted on 29 November 1919.
The message inside read: “Dear Percy, Many thanks for the invitation, be delighted. See you on the 26th December. Regards Buffy,” and was delivered in a plastic bag with a note from the Royal Mail (the UK postal service) apologizing for any damage – but offering no explanation for the inordinately long delay.