Quote:I got it from my parents, because my mom is a hoe and my dad has kids everywhere.

-- Jasmine Byrne (porn star)

You must sacrifice the first born virgin of your village to a Hermetic Goat Lord, then draw a pentagram with your clicks.

No, or yes, depends.

In the ESR it's optional. In 42 it's mandatory.

Normally, I'd suggest a switch to PaleMoon - but the Clixaddon doesn't work there.

The world of software is a disgusting, horrible place.

Commercial vendors lock you in to sell update versions that don't do anything except randomise the UI and break old formats for no reason. Open Source claims it comes to the rescue, and offers you freedom - but actually just replaces money with ego, and locks you in because somebody is using their software in lieu of a sports car.

Firefox has decided it's penis isn't big enough and has decided to create a walled garden to dictate which software you can and can't use. Look out for "Firefox exclusive!" software in the next few years.

And, I need a new job - this is seriously bad for my mental health.

In terms of Clixsense, Mitchell Baker hasn't given it her personal approval and signed it. You can just install it anyway. You don't need to wait for her. Yet.

No - it's a thinly veiled ponzi scheme, with a few offerwalls and tasks to make it feel like you're investing play money in the "rented referrals". The Ponzi is already full - anybody joining now loses money.

I think HP recommends a cycle every few weeks to a couple of months, so it may have no indication at all about the state of your battery. Or it might.

As a rule of thumb, unless you're paying for a Panasonic NNP, your average laptop will have a 300-350 cycle battery at 70% charge (after draining and recharging 350 times, it should still have 70% capacity), and will be pretty much dead between 500 and 600 cycles.

Top end laptops also tend to have better batteries, and conversely, some low end laptops have crappy specs for everything else, but good batteries - so this is just a rule of thumb.

I know what's going on, I'm not sure if I can explain it, but I'll try...

Over time, the maximum capacity of any battery dies, even if you look after it well. Even large scale setups, like solar, require regular replacements of fluid and such. Due to this quirk, an operating system can lose track of the accurate power level stored in a battery - how do you know how charged it is when "full" has changed, with no way of communicating the value? The traditional way to rest this is to burn your battery out - use it until it powers off, boot to the BIOS, and leave it until that dies too, then recharge it. This program does pretty much the same thing - drains your battery, then recharges it.

There's nothing wrong with your battery, your operating system has just lost track of it's real capacity.

No - you need to write consistently, and to a high standard. When people find you, and they find your archives. They come back, they're repeat traffic. This takes months to years depending on what you're writing about - unless you're hilarious. If you're hilarious you can get stupid traffic in a matter of weeks.

Speaking of which, I should probably bring back my grumpy old git blog.

That's exactly the point, yes.

In the gopher days, one hit would have someone spending an hour reading everything you'd written. True, this worked because there were about four people online and there wasn't anything else to see, but that's besides the point.

At the turning of the century, HitHarvester was just awful - you'd only get 1 or 2 referrals per 1,000 hits. ClickThru could do ten times that.

Now, you need the kind of obscene bulk that PTP traffic is probably about the same quality.

I think I've only had half a dozen referrals from traffic exchanges since Clickthru died - and that's with a four figure downline at the largest.

100 articles is nothing. You've got ten times more forum posts than that. #JustSayin'

A detailed guide on how to use your earnings from a successful online business to start up a new pizza shop?

Quote:Free software is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of “free” as in “free speech”, not as in “free beer”....Copyright © 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 Free Software Foundation, Inc.

--Richard Stallman

Quote:Traffic exchanges are not dead.

Yeah, sure, I exaggerate - but they seriously suck compared to what they did four or five years ago. They're laughable compared to what they were at the turning of the century. It'd give you a hernia if you knew how good they were before the world wide web was a thing, and we were exchanging gopher holes...

A few years ago, there was a traffic exchange who advertised being free from annoying auto-playing audio and video. Of course, the primary source of auto-playing audio and video in other exchanges was the splash pages for the same traffic exchange whose selling point was they didn't have those.

Join us to avoid a problem we created at other exchanges! And everyone lapped it up.

That was when the traffic exchange industry died.

You have to put videos on your website, and you have to make them play automatically, and you have to have the gain set as high as possible.

How else will strangers find out what daddy got you for Christmas?

There's always blue proximity.

Don't tell anyone I told you about blue proximity though. I like the looks of "Wow, how did he do that" when I use it. If everyone finds out about Blue Proximity, everyone will know how I do it.

One would suggest telling a policeman rather than a random forum.

The "no extra fee" refers to the receive fee. You normally pay a fee just for receiving money into your PayPal account. The fee paid on your Clixsense cashout is instead of this fee, and is a lower amount.

There may or may not be a fee to withdraw from PayPal to your bank account. This varies from country to country, and in some cases, the amount you choose to withdraw. Check the withdrawal fees page.