BouldRake wrote:Quote:Scottish inventions and discoveries include: Adhesive stamps, the Australian national anthem, the Bank of England, bicycle pedals, the breach-loading rifle--you'll notice I'm going in alphabetical order--Bovril, the cell nucleus, chloroform, the cloud chamber, cornflower, a cure for malaria, the decimal point, the Encyclopedia Britannica, fountain pens, fingerprinting, hypnosis, hypodermic syringes, insulin, the kaleidoscope, the lawnmower, lime cordial, logarithms, lorries, marmalade, matches, motor insurance, paraffin, piano pedals, the postmark, pneumatic tyres, RADAR, the reflecting telescope, savings banks, the screw propeller, the speedometer, the steam hammer, raincoats, tarmac, teleprinters, tubular steel, typhoid vaccine, ultrasound scanners, the United States Navy, universal standard time, vacuum flasks, wave-powered electricity generations, and wire rope!
-- Stephen Fry
ProAdCo wrote: Hey, I've seen that guy Bill many of times running all over town.
Bill is always offended when people don't take care of Bill.
Bill is always on the move stuffing mailboxes.
When Al Gore invented the internet ( Al Gore Lie ), Bill started using the internet for faster delivery and collections of Bills.
Bill got pretty smart figuring out he could use the internet reaping in the cash.
To be like Bill, here is my Bill to You. $1.00 and I expect each one of you to make good on your Bill.