zipscorp wrote:

Yeah, Right

Queensheeba wrote: I bet you all wondering where I got to huh?
Truth is since I got back to the UK I been pretty ill,this happens to me every time I travel,dnt know why it's so
Anywayz feeling slightly better today thx to some medication I am taking and thought I should let you know what has happened to queensheeba,,who feels more like a slave in captivity then a queen right now

Common guys cheer me up,Tasman where are you? Make me laugh till my sides split

Awww. Sorry about that Queenie.
Here's wishing you'll get well quick.

Marcel-R6 wrote:

Marcel,
I thought it was the cat. Please pardon me.

zipscorp wrote:

Zip,
What is in the picture is more than a 'pat on the back.' The import is noted though.

tasman1 wrote: Playing dumb is an excellent ploy for finding out how much or how little other people actually know and is an excellent way to gauge character and communication skills.

Clever cluelessness can get you out of extra work.
Hiding your smarts is excellent camouflage.

When dealing with an intellectually-challenged authority figure, it is often better to play dumb.
In a competitive situation it is often better to have your opponents underestimate you, which is especially useful if they are already likely to underestimate you for other reasons


Now folks , Are You Smart Enough To Act Dumb Enough To Get Ahead?
What is a benefit in all this ?????

Nobody asks for your opinion because they think you have no opinion
Nobody feels threaten by you
Nobody gives you extra work because they think you are doing the best you can do
People let down their guard and speak without a filter
You will have job security because nobody fires the idiot
People generally like the idiot
The idiot has the security of using “I don’t know” or being oblivious to the obvious
Nobody consults you, asks you to solve a problem, or asks for your help.


And much , much more

Tasman,

The above position would not jell with an upwardly mobile enterprise. The 'idiot' would be sacked without hesitation as he would be deemed as not adding value to the enterprise. The so-called 'job security' would be zilch.

tasman1 wrote: Aliens are coming . They will alert surveys DNA

Once that is fixed this will happen

All surveys will pay 10.00 per survey

Every person will have min 10 survey daily

No reversal ever

Once a year 1000.00 bonus for all


OK , be happy now , good times are com ing

Tasman - as usual

FluffyBug wrote: Most females i know have been doing that with their age for years,

Some have even been mid 20s for about 20 years!

Soooooooo True

pindokhan123 wrote:

Very true and indeed sad!!!

zipscorp wrote:

Hahahaha

That's telling

seaeagle wrote:

zegon wrote: My wife just feels happy if i have Viagra at home.

Yes. I've heard that it is good to put a tablet or two in the washing machine if you want the collars of work shirts to stay nice and stiff.

Nice one Seaeagle.
Couldn't help the laughter afterwards