RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB:

A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, & smashed against a wall.

Then the driver said: Don't you ever do that again, you scared me!
The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?
Driver replied,
Its my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.

A BMW 750 stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

They start up slowly but a only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km an hour.

The BMW driver forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap the cop radios the HQ:
"You won't believe I have seen a BMW & a Porsche racing past 170 km an hour with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake"

Mystery found !

Great job Gasher, keep it up buddy

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( Well, TasMail started the Thread, but was diagnosed with a bad back -- so til then, we're all 'counting' on her better recovery )

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