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Joke time....tasman1 » Post #12

Sat Aug 12, 2017 02:17 in General Talk

Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
- Bakshish Abdul
- Sex
- Three times a day...
- I mean male or female?
- Doesn't matter...

Joke time....tasman1 » Post #11

Sat Aug 12, 2017 02:15 in General Talk

Husband: Honey, I have problems at work.
Wife: Not "I", but "we" have problems - since we are married, your problems are mine problems as well.
Husband: ok. Then I wanted to let you know that our office-girl got pregnant from us.

Joke time....tasman1 » Post #10

Sat Aug 12, 2017 02:13 in General Talk

Man returns home and screams out loudly:
- Honey, pack your things, I've won million today!
Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks:
- What kind of clothes to take with me? Summer or winter?
Man:
- All of them and get out of here!

complete survey of $0.85 » Post #2

Sat Aug 12, 2017 00:11 in Success Stories

good one , congrats

48 hours 13.34....tasman1 » Post #1

Fri Aug 11, 2017 23:49 in Success Stories

today $8.2844 yesterday $5.0550

My Daily Checklist bonus as of August 12, 2017... » Post #2

Fri Aug 11, 2017 23:42 in Your Stats

glad you did it , congrats [ Learn more how to do surveys , use imagination more , good luck]

Pending survey credited 5.00...tasman1 » Post #1

Fri Aug 11, 2017 20:58 in Success Stories

Sent 22 minutes ago
Pending Survey Credited - You have now been credited $5.00 for the InnovateMR Project #31321 that you completed on 12 Jul 2017.

Cat got your tongue? ...tasman1 » Post #8

Fri Aug 11, 2017 18:03 in General Talk

larryonly wrote: How is your weather tasman1 ?
I am on the opposite side of the equator in Canada , today is cool and cloudy , maybe going to rain .



still frozen , nights still below zero , days around 7C , bad winter

Moon, dark side,Aliens....taman1 » Post #10

Fri Aug 11, 2017 05:52 in General Talk

We have an irrepressible urge to push our boundaries and set records. How much further can we go, physically and mentally, before we reach our ultimate limits ?
As we discover the limits of the human brain, we also find new ways to design machines that go beyond those limits. Thus, we have to get ready for a society where, more and more, the human mind will be replaced by better computers and robots — and where the human operator will be increasingly considered a nuisance rather than an asset. This is already the case in aeronautics, where flight stability is ensured by fast cybernetics and where landing and take off will soon be assured by computer, apparently with much improved safety.
How far can we go ????

Joke time....tasman1 » Post #8

Fri Aug 11, 2017 03:16 in General Talk

Pilot: The plane is about to crash! Quick, make your last call to say your last words!
Guy: Babe, I'm so sorry, I cheated on you.
Girl: WHAT!???
Pilot: Oops, nevermind, the plane is back in control!
Guy: CRASH THE FU..... PLANE DAMMIT.

Joke time....tasman1 » Post #7

Fri Aug 11, 2017 03:11 in General Talk

A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”
-
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"


Oh daddy, I love you so much!
-
Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!


How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?

The blind start reading your face.



My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again.

I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.

no work » Post #18

Fri Aug 11, 2017 00:15 in General Talk

hlrive wrote: I got no money today at all working on here looks like website explorer is emptier then my old home is right now, Tried a couple of surveys this morning but none qualified. Oh well maybe once I get moved to Maine things will be better on her.



Once you learn surveys , you will earn much more[ you are inUSA , no problem , plenty surveys

My earning is here 99.9% from surveys , here is my last 50 jobs here

59,221,762 10 Aug 2017 21:11 EST Complete Peanut Labs Offerwall (Survey) $0.6000
59,220,567 10 Aug 2017 20:47 EST Complete Peanut Labs Offerwall (Survey) $0.3300
59,216,277 10 Aug 2017 18:54 EST Complete YourSurveys (Project #9725608) $0.3100
59,181,912 10 Aug 2017 05:34 EST Complete Samplicio.us (Project #1124287) $0.4900
59,176,182 10 Aug 2017 03:05 EST Complete Samplicio.us (Project #1123657) $0.7300
59,168,086 09 Aug 2017 23:42 EST Complete Persona.ly Offerwall (Survey 532441 Survey - ssi_532441) $0.4000
59,167,364 09 Aug 2017 23:15 EST Complete Persona.ly Offerwall (Survey 534542 Survey - ssi_534542) $0.4000
59,121,482 09 Aug 2017 04:45 EST Complete Samplicio.us (Project #1116213) $0.4300
59,121,377 09 Aug 2017 04:42 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
59,117,144 09 Aug 2017 02:37 EST Complete RadiumOne Offerwall (Coates Hire Nick Percat 2) $0.0100
59,109,827 08 Aug 2017 23:53 EST Complete CINT (Project #186891) $2.0300
59,104,479 08 Aug 2017 21:10 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
59,103,714 08 Aug 2017 21:01 EST Complete Persona.ly Offerwall (1438347-AU Survey - toluna_2218748) $0.7000
59,065,325 08 Aug 2017 06:45 EST Complete YourSurveys (Project #9719432) $0.2500
59,064,161 08 Aug 2017 06:16 EST Complete CINT (Project #186918) $0.2700
59,054,556 08 Aug 2017 02:11 EST Complete RadiumOne Offerwall (Coates Hire Nick Percat 2) $0.0100
59,054,109 08 Aug 2017 02:02 EST Complete RadiumOne Offerwall (MLA Beef The Greatest : The Greatest Meat on Earth) $0.0100
59,048,059 08 Aug 2017 00:09 EST Complete RadiumOne Offerwall (Bristol 2017 Colour Consultation) $0.0100
59,045,361 07 Aug 2017 22:45 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0300
59,045,349 07 Aug 2017 22:45 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
59,033,068 07 Aug 2017 18:04 EST Complete YourSurveys (Project #9718847) $0.4100
58,997,940 07 Aug 2017 02:42 EST Complete Tap Research $0.2800
58,955,623 06 Aug 2017 02:52 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,952,194 06 Aug 2017 00:54 EST Complete RadiumOne Offerwall (MLA Beef The Greatest : The Greatest Meat on Earth) $0.0100
58,912,758 05 Aug 2017 01:36 EST Complete Samplicio.us (Project #1085887) $0.4900
58,910,806 05 Aug 2017 00:49 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,910,776 05 Aug 2017 00:49 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,909,665 05 Aug 2017 00:27 EST Complete RadiumOne Offerwall (MLA Beef The Greatest : The Greatest Meat on Earth) $0.0100
58,896,883 04 Aug 2017 18:36 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,896,726 04 Aug 2017 18:31 EST Complete GlobalTestMarket (Project #511328) $1.0000
58,866,723 04 Aug 2017 06:55 EST Complete YourSurveys (Project #9712933) $0.2000
58,862,652 04 Aug 2017 05:06 EST Complete CINT (Project #186233) $0.5500
58,846,861 03 Aug 2017 21:02 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,846,735 03 Aug 2017 20:57 EST Complete Persona.ly Offerwall ("New Survey, opinions needed!" Survey - b3a541cf-7081-4dec-a00e-2…) $0.2000
58,808,231 03 Aug 2017 04:21 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0200
58,804,622 03 Aug 2017 02:27 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,795,404 02 Aug 2017 22:29 EST Complete RadiumOne Offerwall (MLA Beef The Greatest : The Greatest Meat on Earth) $0.0100
58,794,996 02 Aug 2017 22:11 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,794,963 02 Aug 2017 22:10 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,794,154 02 Aug 2017 21:44 EST Complete Tap Research $0.3100
58,792,295 02 Aug 2017 20:40 EST Complete Persona.ly Offerwall (Survey 532712 Survey - ssi_532712) $0.4000
58,792,294 02 Aug 2017 20:40 EST Complete Persona.ly Offerwall (Survey 532712 Survey - ssi_532712) $0.4000
58,792,062 02 Aug 2017 20:33 EST Complete Persona.ly Offerwall (Survey 531677 Survey - ssi_531677) $0.4000
58,787,692 02 Aug 2017 18:15 EST Complete Samplicio.us (Project #1062667) $0.3600
58,786,674 02 Aug 2017 17:52 EST Complete YourSurveys (Project #9709434) $0.4000
58,749,154 02 Aug 2017 02:49 EST Complete YourSurveys (Project #9707468) $0.2700
58,743,425 02 Aug 2017 01:02 EST Complete Samplicio.us (Project #1010436) $1.2100
58,740,844 02 Aug 2017 00:24 EST Complete YourSurveys (Project #9707342) $0.3300
58,735,533 01 Aug 2017 21:50 EST Complete Tap Research $0.0100
58,729,698 01 Aug 2017 19:21 EST Complete RadiumOne Offerwall (MLA Beef The Greatest : The Greatest Meat on Earth) $0.0100

Pending credited 2.42 +5.00 tomorow.....tasman1 » Post #1

Thu Aug 10, 2017 21:42 in Success Stories

Sent 5 minutes ago
Pending Survey Credited - You have now been credited $2.42 for the Samplicio.us Project #975191 that you completed on 11 Jul 2017.

in next 24 hours another 5.00 will come
342,017,051
12 Jul 2017

InnovateMR
31321 $5.00
12 Aug 2017
Total pending: $5.00

5 surveys and no more time today ...tasman1 » Post #1

Thu Aug 10, 2017 21:17 in Success Stories

59,221,762 10 Aug 2017 21:11 EST Complete Peanut Labs Offerwall (Survey) $0.6000
59,220,567 10 Aug 2017 20:47 EST Complete Peanut Labs Offerwall (Survey) $0.3300
59,216,277 10 Aug 2017 18:54 EST Complete YourSurveys (Project #9725608) $0.3100
59,181,912 10 Aug 2017 05:34 EST Complete Samplicio.us (Project #1124287) $0.4900
59,176,182 10 Aug 2017 03:05 EST Complete Samplicio.us (Project #1123657) $0.7300

Poor me , only 1.71 today ... tasman1 » Post #3

Thu Aug 10, 2017 19:12 in Success Stories

DannyChiarelli wrote: You got the decimal in the wrong place. :$



decimal , who care ,it is money in my pocket that is important

Cat got your tongue? ...tasman1 » Post #5

Thu Aug 10, 2017 19:06 in General Talk

Anybody else ? going once , going twice , gone
Your chance is gone , topic closed now , stay mute

Moon, dark side,Aliens....taman1 » Post #5

Thu Aug 10, 2017 08:41 in General Talk

Nikorj wrote: the moon's existence and relationship with Earth defies physics.

It's typical human logic that something has to make sense, But logic used on earth does not apply in many cases in outer space, Most of our observations out there is actually only assumptions based on math (We don't know s...) :mrgreen:

Here's a question TAS!!.

Does nothing exist?, According to human logic it's impossible, If it is?? then what's out there when we breach the outer limits of our galaxy?? (Headache alert) :D

Why is There Something Instead of Nothing? - Wait But Why



In my logic it is inpossible for nothing to exist ,,,,,,,,, vast space and just Earth ? for what ?

Joke time....tasman1 » Post #6

Thu Aug 10, 2017 06:30 in General Talk

A man answered his phone and the lady on the phone said:

“Hello Sir, I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids”

Man is upset and says: “Oh my God…are you Jennifer?”

Woman replied “No”

“Are you Christine?”

“No” was the answer

“Anne?”

“No”

The man is now annoyed and asked “Well, then who the hell are you?”

Woman on the phone replied “”Sir, I am the class teacher of your son.”

Joke time....tasman1 » Post #5

Thu Aug 10, 2017 06:28 in General Talk

At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check up. “I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.” Tom replies, “That’s the good news?!” Then the doctor says, “The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday.”

Joke time....tasman1 » Post #4

Thu Aug 10, 2017 06:25 in General Talk

Henry was placed against the wall in front of the firing squad.

Just before the order to shoot, he yelled, “Earthquake!

The squad panicked.

In the confusion, Henry jumped over the wall and escaped.

Charlie was next and pondered what Henry had done.

Before the squad could shoot, he shouted, “Tornado!”

Again the squad scattered, and Charlie slipped away to safety.

George thought he saw the pattern: Scream out a disaster and hop over the wall.

So, as the firing squad took aim, George grinned smugly and yelled, “Fire!”
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