valerie wrote: Oh alright already. Gag me with a spoon or something. Spin me around 100 times until I get
dizzy and lose my dinner. Make me wear shoes one size too small. Put hair curlers in my hair
and make me go to the amusement park. Force me to wear an underwire bra. Give me a
wedgie. Make me ride the roller coaster that has unfinished tracks. Tie me to a chair, put
toothpicks under my eyelids, and force me to watch 'Clockwork Orange'.
Why? Why is this world so cruel? All I did was try to help.
Go ahead, make me shave my legs with a veggie peeler.