ySense Customer Care Corner

Thu Oct 11, 2018 00:14 in General Talk

Give him a couple of days more.

I don't know about Australia, But in Denmark you're not allowed to leave the hospital for 2-3 days after your operation. But again it depends of what type of operation it is.

He's probably chasing all the blonde nurses down the hallway right now

Mon Oct 08, 2018 01:03 in General Talk

Yeah i can imagine that (Not to calm myself)
You know what?, I'm going to the doctor tommorrow to have a look at my penis (I think it's Candidiasis) Litterely fungus on penis, But of course it could be something else???

Looking forward showing my penis to my 70 year old male doctor (Who dosn't), Weeell in this case it migt be good thing that my doctor is not some hot!! blonde (I would prefer it stayed down)

You'll be allright, There's no way we could ever get rid of you :mrgreen:

Good luck and enjoy the blonde nurses

Thu Oct 04, 2018 01:17 in General Talk

Nice to see my theory about brains in bottles taken seriously :mrgreen:

Wed Sep 26, 2018 01:00 in General Talk

tasman1 wrote:
wildbillhickok wrote: I worked for about 3 to 4 months to raise enough money to buy a laptop.
The original price of the laptop was arround 159 dollars + 21 dollars to ship. But my country, Brazil, charges 60% of importation tax plus another tax that is about 18% on my state, and this all plus some fees of the carrier.

And the laptop, that i`m using right now to type this post, had the final cost of arround 352 dollars... All paid in advance in the moment of the buying...And the carrier staying responsible to pay the taxes when the product arrives in Brazil.

And it took about a month to be delivered to me because they took weeks to conclude the customs clearance process here on Brazil...The reponsible authorities asked me to send documents, filling up formularies declaring the value that i had paid

I think they wanted to know if the product was declared with a wrong value to pay less taxes... a.b.s.u.r.d

Now I`m barely doing 1.50 dollars a day....It will take some time for me to raise a reasonable amount...

Please do not worry much about all that taxes and bad politicians
I am sure We can invent Guillotine again- and fix world once again

60% ???, That's insane, Thought it was quite expensive in Denmark.

There's no need for a guillotine tas, Danske bank already had their penalty.

They publically apologised with the following statement "We've simply not been good enough" kaaachhiiiing

, Or what about this one "We'll just have to get better in the future" (Jaw hits the floor).

ALL IS FORGIVEN, Let's wipe it under the carpet and gorget all about it. Still the executive director get's 13 millions+bonus, Please tell me where i can screw up and get the same? (1 million is fine with me).

Mon Sep 24, 2018 01:09 in General Talk

I only pay 51% in tax.

Instead of calling a cab, I'll just call an ambulance :mrgreen:

High level of service in Denmark.

Fri Sep 21, 2018 13:11 in General Talk

You asked for it.

Stop beating us in Ice hockey

Fri Sep 21, 2018 05:40 in General Talk

Read a couple of articles.

Tas, cheating and lying to customers, That's everyday practice for all banks, Nothing illegal there :mrgreen:

(move on). I think it's actually required to land a decent job in any bank.

I know there's greed anywhere and that's not what surprises me the most, What is mindbaffling is the amount danske bank laundered, And especially after our politicians saved them with bank packs(money) under the financial crisis 10 years ago (crooks).

If danske bank shut down tommorow it could turn denmark into a 3rd world country (We are that dependent).

So in that regard Australian banks are not much different than Danish ones, Exploit money from the customer's if possible.

And now my primary bank want's a quarterly fee for just having an account with them (including the yearly fee for my credit card), You should think they've made enough already by investing the money i have on my account.

Greed know's no boundaries.

Fri Sep 21, 2018 03:18 in General Talk

Tas, It's just that it really really destroys my faith in a system that's always been considered being very equal.

You fail to take the country's size into consideration (we are only 5,8 milion citizen's), What's even worse is that Danske bank is good for almost 50% of our national budget, Imagine if they went bankrupt?.

So for a small country as ours it's a mindblowing scandal, National traitor's is what they are.

If they don't go to jail i'm not gonna vote anymore.

Could you provide me a link to the royal commision scandal, I'm not quite sure what i'm looking for?.

Fri Sep 21, 2018 01:33 in General Talk

So this is not real criminals or what?

Fri Sep 21, 2018 00:45 in General Talk

That's what we've always been told, Or at least it's so little compared to other countries that it's not worth mentioning (yeah right).

Our national bank (Danske bank) have been found guilty in money laundering through mysterious money transfers from primarily Estonia and Azerbaijan, for an estimated total of 1500 billion DKK (Around €200bn) which makes the biggest scandal in Europe.

It seems that Danske bank already in 2013 knew something was not right and should have investigated itself (But nothing happened) Until a Danish newspaper decided to investigate further into it in 2017.

So now the Banks Chief executive director has decided to retire from his post with a golden handshake of 13 million DKK (probably more like 20 million inc pensions), Yep! the big boys knows how to take care of each other in their inner circle.

I hope this will mean jailtime for (at least) the executive director (how could he not know?, Instead he's probably just walking away with a 20 million bonus and an excuse, If i stole 1500 billion DKK i would get max jail sentence in a instant.

Nah! corruption belongs to other countries (my ass is also very beautiful).

Danske Bank money laundering 'is biggest scandal in Europe' | Business | The Guardian

Wed Sep 19, 2018 02:01 in General Talk

I get wer'e you're going at, But our use of technology will only increase.

I'm not afraid of technology per se, But im afraid of what it might socially replace in the future.

My reason's for having a smartphone is as obvious as everyone else (It's quite litteraly forced on you), If i want in contact with people i need one (Simple as that).

I prefer talking to real people : yeah compared to that, Social media is incredibly boring. But hey!! without the internet we wouldn't have the choice to earn from Clixsense (Unless surveys wer'e done by letter)

Wed Sep 19, 2018 01:14 in General Talk

LOL, people have become comåletely addicted screen junkies and i have several times seen them walking into a lamp post in the more crowded areas of Copenhagen :lol:

I hate being on the internet on smartphones cause the UI is so small and often your greasy fingers presses the wrong areas on the screen and messes up your search, So i actually only use mine for text messaging.

It's not only people in cars that's a danger to themselves anymore, Here in Copenhagen i daily see people on bicycle texting away with no hands on their steering wheel, And add that they also listen to music in their heaphones at the same time is completely insane (talk about taking your focus away from your surroundings).

Smartphone zombie-apocalypse is coming :mrgreen:

Mon Sep 10, 2018 01:27 in General Talk

Sounds like an episode of Black mirror.

Looking forward to season 5 at the end of this year, Love that series.

Mon Sep 10, 2018 01:25 in General Talk

valerie wrote: Actually, they are rather good and very helpful to many people.

I know people with disabilities that cannot sweep their floors. The robotic floor sweepers are
a huge help to them.

There is a newer one that is soon to come out that is very expensive. One
problem worth mentioning is, the memory of the floor cleaner. What they
are saying is very sci-fy. In other words, they are saying the newer model
may want to do something else after awhile. In other words, it may get a
mind of it's own when it get's tired of emptying the trash into the waste bag.
Seriously, that is what the makers are saying. So here we gooooooooooo...
robots having their own mind.[/quote

Fri Sep 07, 2018 05:40 in General Talk

I think you made a typo. You probably meant 00100000 01001110 01101001 01101011 01101111 01110010 01101010[/quote]

No 01000010 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 01010010 01100001 01101011 01100101

This is an ancient form of code not known to ordinary humans, they don't speak in that language.

Wer'e talking the entire universe + all of the parallel ones.

Fri Sep 07, 2018 02:10 in General Talk

Can you see the glitch of 1's and 0's that goes out of bound in my post

Proof is right there.

Fri Sep 07, 2018 02:08 in General Talk

YES!! wer'e all just brains in jars stored away on spacestation X-059

So basically wer'e not responsible for anything, It's all made up of 1's and 0's (binary code)

My real name is : 111000001010000111

Fri Sep 07, 2018 01:34 in General Talk

It's not even a real world wer'e living in, It's a simulator developed and programmed by an ancient species who controls the universe.

IT'S VERSION 2.49 (Just ask Elon musk)

Long long ago a terrible disaster hit planet earth and life became unbearable, Luckily our ancestors developed this impossible to tell the difference simulator wer'e all now living in, Or should i say "OUR BRAINS" (placed in jars) are now living in.

Just don't wake up :thumbdown:

Thu Sep 06, 2018 05:59 in General Talk

Happy birthday Dutch1898 :thumbup:

Tue Sep 04, 2018 01:55 in General Talk

NO!! i don't buy into that people are inherently evil, But selfish oh yeah! which could be considered the same thing in a lot of situations. If people wer'e inherently evil the world would have ceased to exist long long ago.

But selfishness sadly makes up for many things gone wrong in this world and people get's too often consumed in their own greed and completely loose focus (Studies show that when you gain power and control over others you're way more likely to develop narcissistic traits).

There's actually nothing wrong with capitalism in general as it provides wealth and "can" fund the wealthfare of the people, Problem is when it starts to turn to greed which often (Sadly) happens when it's unregulated and given free access to develope on it's own.

Take Amazon's owner Jeff bezos as an example, This guy is so rich that you can't even in your wildest dreams imagine how much money he has, And still his employees works for slave-wages that would make any Danish union run away screaming (This is a perfect example of selfishness or greed if you like) The American tax system even benefits people like him.

We need to invent pills to remove selfishness in all humans, I wonder how the world would be then :lol:

Oh joy!! people will be singing and dancing and as soon as you open your front door you'll be attacked by horny blond women, And having "sex" less than 10 times a day would be considered a serious crime (Damn it was only dream)

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