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You know what?, I'm going to the doctor tommorrow to have a look at my penis (I think it's Candidiasis) Litterely fungus on penis, But of course it could be something else???
Looking forward showing my penis to my 70 year old male doctor (Who dosn't), Weeell in this case it migt be good thing that my doctor is not some hot!! blonde (I would prefer it stayed down)
You'll be allright, There's no way we could ever get rid of you
Good luck and enjoy the blonde nurses
Did you keep your penis , or they threw it away
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tasman1 wrote: Every time I do a survey just few min latter my e-mail box is flooded with adds same as a topic survey
And they say they do not sell our data , my foot
I am sure they can not get much money from my data
Maybe they can earn more if they sell me , maybe as a row meat for pet food
I have 73 kg , it is not much but they still can get at least 100 buck for me
Wow , I will look good as a cat food
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