hey guys for those of u still waiting,rest assured ,its being processed right now or on its way

recieved another payment today,,thanking you clixsense

well done,,you can cashout now

nice poem aries,,,especially the end

sorry guys if you were looking forward to a joke or two and none were here,its coz i was really busy past week or so.
so here we go ,enjoy


Marriage jokes
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted excitedly, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said, "Just get out."




A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."



Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The idiot called again"

oh really sorry to hear that bouldrake

i pray you get better or and not worse. we need people like you here forever n'ever

best of luck!

hey bouldrake,,,,,sorry but i found it so funny,dont know whether to cry or laugh,,you aint having us on are ya?

did you really lose your testicles? i mean they dropped off or what?


i think your so funny....you got a wacky and weird sense of humour,i like it

hi my friend,i read your post and all subsequent comments and support.
Everyone here is with you and right in what they say,jobs come and go,ample experience also builds up so each time when you are faced with a new challenge you have that experience and motivation to succeed and to back you up.

Everything happens for a reason bro trust me,better jobs are waiting for you,its just a matter of time before your life clicks back into place.

Anyway what i suggest is this,keep searching for jobs ie newspapers,internet ads,shop window ads,word of mouth etc but dont give up,in between your job hunting spend your time here at clixsense ,as you know you are not alone,the massive community here will always support fellow members,thats the best thing about clixsense ,you can share anything,talk about anything and always someone will reply.

To finish off with bro before i bore everyone to death keep faith,have hope,2moro is always better than the day b4.

LIFE IS A TEST ITSELF..............DONT FAIL IT

well done buddy ,hope u win the top prize very soon,u deserve it mate

thanks alot clixsense for my 6th bonus payment of $5 today!

no one does it better than you guys honestly

hiya buddy,im originally from England but working here in Pakistan now,so plenty of travelling,,mind you i hate flying but going by boat back home takes 30 plus days and sea sickness etc but by plane takes 7 hrs direct,,no bad.

welcome aboard!

a what? you cant fool a newbie here? its a sin,,,god will never forgive ya

btw guys u lot enjoying my jokes or not? or you fancy some facts ,just like this one.

did you know that ants never sleep?

they spend all their little lives toiling away,gathering food and protecting the queen ant.

and they can lift 5 times their own body weight,,thats me lifting 5 of me,,phew,,,,,,,,,,,,tough little buggers huh

thot i'll ad a limericks here today,not mine but found on the net which was rather funny but then thats me and my sense of humour




There once was a runner named Dwight
Who could speed even faster than light
He set out one day
in a relative way
And returned on the previous night


“What’s wrong, Bubba?” asked the pastor.

“I need you to pray for my hearing,” said Bubba.

The pastor put his hands on 
Bubba’s ears and prayed. When he was done, he asked, “So how’s your hearing?”

“I don’t know,” said Bubba. “It isn’t until next Tuesday.”



There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.


A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"

todays dose


Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!


What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter, it's not going to come

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield?
A: Its butt.

Q: Why did all the hippies go to church on the first day of Lent? A: They heard it was "Hash Wednesday."

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, "Dude, I'm Jesus Christ!" And the priest says, "No son, you're not." So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, "Man, I'm Jesus Christ!" Then the priest says, "No son, you're not." Finally, the drunk had enough and said, "Here, I'll prove it." He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, "Jesus Christ, you're back AGAIN?"

another joke perhaps

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

maybe one more



In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.

my friend im just itching to add my own comment here..............trust me this will be the best minimal investment you will make in this cat n' ratrace of the PTC world......you are with the best site,best team and support period!

i upgraded using my account balance plus a bit from payza and i covered it within the first month!

i have 2 direct refs but they just click so i dnt rely on em..................you rely on urself and thats all.coz refs are extra if you have em then its gr8 but not necessary.

as long as you come here daily do all ur ads,play grid etc,just do whatevers available/dnt forget to install toolbar also. you're a winner,,,keep checking bk so often as tasks and jobs are added to or updated etc.


i regret one thing y dint i join clicsense years ago but hey better late then never! ......and if you have problems just ask in forum plenty of friendly members here will help you.

best of luck buddy n' god bless

i hope you guys find these amusing



Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.



In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs, “I didn’t recognize you.”


A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, "Funny you should ask.I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, "funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Isreal..."


Two nuns are doing their grocery shopping. As they pass the cooler full of beer, one nun says longingly to the other one, "A cold beer would go down great tonight!" "Indeed," the other nun replies, "but how can we show up with beer at the check-out counter?" "Don't worry, I have a plan," the other nun answers. "Grab a six-pack." The cashier is surprised when he sees the beer, but the one nun is ready with an explanation. "We use the beer to wash our hair" she says. "At the convent, we call it 'Catholic shampoo.'" Without hesitation the cashier bends down, grabs a package of pretzels, and throws it in one of the nuns' groceries bags, saying "The curlers are on the house."



A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

ok my friends i found edit section and i deleted this joke,,sorry again and now for some clean ones,,coming right up

oh sorry my friends i didnt realize it to be so offensive until after i read and pasted it here,,i asked admin to remove it as i too feel its too strong................believe me my friends i was reading n pasting really quickly and when i finished it was too late so realllly sorry my friends i will be extra careful in future now.

is there anyway i can modify or edit my own posts coz i tried to delete it but i cant

MORE JOKES FOR THIS FESTIVE SEASON!


Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.


A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."



A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves."


Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!


A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no paper on this side either!"