thx alot sis,glad u liked it,,,,its just that when i read the others kinda inspired me,,so there you go.
now im thinking of posting some jokes daily on here,here are my first ones.
b4 u read plz note ,these are just for amusement only,thats if u find em funny
no pun intended,,,,,,,,,,,no disrespect to anyone all purely for fun,,,,,remember if its too much to handle theres something wrong with ya
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.