Thu Sep 15, 2016 19:49 in General Talk
Womens Concern
In a small town in the US, there is a factory that hires only married men.
Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him,
"Why is it you limit your employees to married men?
Is it because you think women are weak, dumb or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied.
"It is because our employees are used to obeying orders,
and are accustomed to being shoved around,
know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them..
Kind Manager
A wealthy Manager was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.
"But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree".
"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and seven children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as it was.
One of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"
Lesson: Never trust managers... and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS