Move around with the arrow keys, get points by eating crumpets or 'killing' Jelly Ghosts. If you drink tea, the screen fades to a red hue and makes some trail effects happen. Well that is happening, you can (for a short time) kill Jelly Ghosts by running into them. The Gravity also re-aligns itself to whatever wall is closest to you instead of just pulling you down.
In Grave E Tea, you play a tiney purple man named Bobert. Bobert loves to drink tea and eat crumpets, but strange things happen when Bobert drinks tea. Eat all the crumpets to go on to the next level, but avoid Jelly Ghosts. Eating expired Jelly can give you food poisoning and lead to a much shorter life, or even a game over!